brentalfloss - tetris with lyrics
one and a two and a three and four
shapes made of four coloured blocks
like a t or a box come down like falling bricks
you can place them in rows but everybody knows
that they made this game for chicks
(hay!)
mom just loves to flip and stack (flip and stack!)
grandma says this sh-t is like crack!
(well it is!!)
this is the game girls deserve there is no learning curb
which makes it great for noobs! (great for noobs!)
it will fill you with glee especially if you have a vag and b–b (hay!)
your mom loves it mine does too (mine does too!)
call me s-xist b-tch its still true!
(im kidding about the b-tch part :d )
deep in a girls theres a spot near a vein that regulates their bliss
once they see falling blocks the t spot unlocks and they start to sing like this!
lalalalalalala
weee loove teetriss lalalalaaaa
here is a trick i have learnt to avoid getting burned when you p-ss off your chick
(im so mad)
if you sing this on key imediately you forget that your a d-ck!
lalalalalalalala
laa laa laa laa laa laaaa laaaaaaa
tetris helps when chicks wanna nueter us (snip snip snip)
if you love it you probally have a uterus!
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