brian burns - upside down lyrics
officer, good evening, allow me to explain
the spectacle you see beside this road.
it’s been a long, hard day, and i am just a victim
of circ-mstances beyond my control.
now let me just -ssure you that i’m not a drinkin’ man;
i work hard to uphold the law.
those people in that other car are friends of my ex-wife,
and no matter what they told you they saw…
chorus:
the car was upside down when i got here;
i left it right side-up some time ago.
some kids drove by and poured somethin’ all down my shirt;
it might have been tequila, i don’t know.
i stepped into the woods for a midnight prayer,
i don’t know what went down while i was not here,
but that stop sign was on the hood when i bought the car,
and the car was upside down when i got here.
officer, my reputation speaks for itself,
i’m as innocent and gentle as a child.
that fistfight with my mama, that was three months ago;
i can’t believe that’s still on my file.
now a conscientious peacekeeper such as yourself
must surely recognize an honest guy,
and since most of my money goes to charitable causes,
i can’t afford a dwi…
repeat chorus
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