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brian david gilbert - welcome to the neighborhood! lyrics

welcome to the neighborhood! you just moved in?
i saw the truck outside and brought over some cookies to meet you
i’m a member of the homeowner’s association
and if you need anything, i’m just down the street

you might want to peruse the hoa pamphlet
there is a lot in it, and i don’t mean to overwhelm your first day
but the backyard needs a little tlc
the weeds are right up to the property line, that’s not okay

and, hey! just so you know, trash is wednesdays, not tuesday night
it’s page 10 in the pamphlet, i know it’s a lot to get right
and the light in your bedroom ++ it’s always on past 2
arе you sleeping okay? is there something i can do?
is it your sheets? i saw thе thread count is low
we recommend something higher ++ page 19, just so you know
and the shows you watch are scary, far too violent and grim
we haven’t watched things like that since i… moved in

and again! wednesday morning, the garbage goes out
and there’s a meeting tonight. come see what we’re about!
and i cancelled your subscription. why pay for the news?
and this door should be repainted in, you can pick from these hues

wednesday morning! okay? you did it again!
you must sneak it out so late, i’m usually in bed by 10
and your garage is unacceptable. this floor has some cracks
and we don’t allow bonfires, so what’s with the axe?

this neighborhood is really tight+knit
and i just thought you’d want a bigger part in it
we’re awfully friendly, but don’t care for vice
i wasn’t lying when i told you that it was…

nice to meet you! i just moved in!
forgive my wet appearance, it’s just good for the skin
i hear the hoa’s away for us new neighbors to meet
so if you need anything, i’m always just down the street

- brian david gilbert lyrics

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