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brian haner sr. - facebook lyrics

[verse 1]
i wake up in the morning, i have coffee with my wife
from all outward appearances, we’ve got the perfect life
but something has divided us, yeah, it’s crept in between
as we sit in silence, blankly staring at our screens

[chorus]
(facebook)
where everyone believes your lies
(facebook)
the best way to cut family ties
mangled, tangled, in a web where you take delight
and making sure your еnemies beliеve you’ve got the perfect life

[verse 2]
it doesn’t faze me anymore when somebody dies
but a picture of a kitten will bring teardrops to my eyes
facebook is the best place for a girl to find a guy
relationships on craigslist usually end in homicide

[chorus]
(facebook)
i’ve got seven+thousand friends
(facebook)
and i hate every one of them
i never leave my bedroom, i just sit here in the dark
even crackheads get some sunshine getting bl+wj+bs in the park
[guitar solo]

[bridge]
don’t forget to practice the facebook golden rule:
be nice to the d+ck bags you avoided in high school
facebook is unnatural, consider yourself warned
the internet was only meant for watching asian p+rn

[chorus]
(facebook)
it’s the cause of all job losses
(facebook)
for posting sh+t about our bosses
my own mother blocked me when i gently explained how
there’s no f+cking farmville and she doesn’t own a cow
(facebook)
there is nothing quite as mean a–
(facebook)
as a 13+year+old drama queen
they’ll curse you out and swear that bieber’s better than the clash
hey duck face demon b+tch, stick your opinions up your ass
(facebook)
i used to think that it was fun
(facebook)
until i realized i hate everyone
(facebook)
i’m trapped inside its evil spell
(facebook)
hey sucker, go burn in h+ll

- brian haner sr lyrics

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