brian posehn - big fat rock lyrics
it’s bigger than a mountain
full of molten lava
like that lady that sued mcdonald’s
i’ll burn your lips with my hot java
they call it [?]
cause it pups when you cook it
it’s a giant gummy candy
and you are baby that took it
it’s a [?]
it’s totally hard
my big far rock
like a flesh pringles can
my big fat rock
this isn’t innuendo i’m talking about my c#ck
it’s a long boulder with two smaller boulders
big fat rock
it’s totally hard
my big far rock
like a flesh pringles can
my big fat rock
this isn’t innuendo i’m talking about my c#ck
it’s a long boulder with two smaller boulders
big fat rock
its one is a seven inch and one is a planet earth
twice as long as a great wall and six times the girth
oh you’d be in hog heaven when you get a load of my sausage
it’s filled with lots of gravy, and it’s totally assuage
it’s tick like an old tree made of pie
cut it open count the rings, 69
it’s totally hard
my big far rock
like a flesh pringles can
my big fat rock
this isn’t innuendo i’m talking about my c#ck
it’s a long boulder with two smaller boulders
big fat rock
it’s totally hard
my big far rock
like a flesh pringles can
my big fat rock
this isn’t innuendo i’m talking about my c#ck
it’s a long boulder with two smaller boulders
big fat rock
my piton is [?] and i totally caught you lookin’ haha
like dwayne johnson, can you smell when my c#ck is cooking
let’s go
so let me spin you a tale, it’s something totally new
about a chubby one#eyed piton that spits piping hot goo
i ain’t talking about my d#ck, i know, that’s a shock
now look over to your right, on your shoulder, it’s my c#ck
hahaha tricked ya
it’s totally hard
my big far rock
like a flesh pringles can
my big fat rock
this isn’t innuendo i’m talking about my c#ck
it’s a long boulder with two smaller boulders
big fat rock
it’s totally hard
my big far rock
it’s as long as it’s wide
(what the f#ck?) my big fat rock
it’s not innuendo i’m talking about my c#ck
it’s a long boulder with two smaller boulders
big fat rock
it’s totally hard
my big far rock
like a flesh pringles can
my big fat rock
this is not innuendo, i said it’s about my c#ck
it’s a long boulder with two smaller boulders
big fat rock
it’s totally hard
my big far rock
like a flesh pringles can
my big fat rock
only the tip gets hard, not the shaft
(you need to see a doctor)
it’s a long boulder with two smaller boulders
big fat rock
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