brian robinson - rizap of crizap lyrics
well i’m the soul-man at the microphone stand-
you’re a 50 cent f-cker i’m a million dollar man-
and rippin’ up sh-t is the god d-mn plan-
don’t need no f-ckin’ muscles or a coppertone tan-
i’m a skinny little f-cker from the street-
with some rhymes in my mind to make this rap complete-
i never get tired – i’m retired-
i’ve never been hired so i can never get fired-
i don’t have a diploma or a ged-
but you don’t need a degree to be on mtv-
woo haw – hit me with my payrole check-
it’s all about money so f-ck respect-
say i’m sellin out – well i’m sold-
i’m gonna be rich when i’m old like mold-
milldewin’ – so you can say i’m screwin’ – the pooch-
when i’m hittin’ the hootch – while i’m poppin’ the kootch-
booty shakin’ with your girl on slow jams-
your name michael jackson – nah – soulman-
so my life sucks, but yours does too-
cuz your mommas fat and ugly, and so are you-
sorry to burst bubble-
hope i caused ya trouble-
but you’re startin to look like barney the f-ckin rubble-
no harsh feelings, someone had to tell ya-
just don’t come close so i won’t have to smell ya.
pick it up, put it down-
lay it on the ground-
like lionel kiddie city, turn your frown upside down-
just like an ear test, listen for the sounds-
cuz like a fudge maker, i cut it by the pound-
and you know i’m not a clown-
so i don’t f-ck around-
i just hit on your mamma cuz her botty’s nice and round-
i don’t give a sh-t if she weighs 400 pounds-
as long as she’s got meat, i’ll eat it all year round-
her lovin might be cr-ppy-
but she’ll never ever slap me-
cuz i’m the only man that’ll try to make her happy-
so back off son or i’ll bite ya like tyson-
i’m not puerto rican, so i wont like the rice ‘n’-
beans, beans, they’re good for your heart-
you know the more you eat ’em, you know the more you fart-
i eat ’em all day long so stay away from my -ss-
don’t follow to closely and don’t light a f-cking match-
cuz one little spark and -boom- explode-
like the power rangers, i’ll be in turbo-
well now you now you know my life and how it sucks to be me-
but i’m comfy this way like a pair of cord jeans-
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