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brobdingnagian bards - frog kissing lyrics

do you remember in the fairy tale, how the wicked witches spell
turned the handsome prince to a toad?
by the power of a potion, she handed him the notion
he was lower than the dirt in the road
and though she left him green and warted, her evil plans were thwarted
their chanced to happen by a young miss
who in spite of his complexion, offered him affection
and broke the wicked curse with hеr kiss

so if you’ve never been frog kissing
thеn you don’t know what you’ve been missin’
there’s a wealth of opportunity under each and every log
and if you’ve never been charm+breakin’
then you’ve never been handsome prince makin’
you’ve got to slow down, turn around, bend down
kiss you a frog!

once upon a time ago, i was down and feelin’ low
like a lonely frog in a pond
my life was just a joke, and i was just about to croak
cuz i’d be zapped by life’s wicked wand
but in the depths of my depression, there came a true expression
of love from a person so sweet
she gave me warm fuzzy feelings, feelings that were healin’
and she knocked me off my little webbed feet
there’s a happy+ever+after+land, deep in the heart of man
where a prince and princess abides
but all we get are glimpses, of the happy prince or princess
’cause they’re covered with a green warty hide
though they’re full of life’s potential, they’re lacking one essential
to enable them to shine like a star
that’s a handsome guy or missus, to smother them with kisses
and love them just the way that they are

that’s the secret of frog kissing
you can do it too if you’ll just listen
there’s a wealth of opportunity under each and every log
that’s the secret of charm+breakin’
that’s the secret of handsome prince makin’
you’ve got to slow down, turn around, bend down
kiss you a…
you’ve got to slow down, turn around, bend down
kiss you a…
you’ve got to slow down, turn around, bend down
kiss you a frog!

- brobdingnagian bards lyrics

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