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brobdingnagian bards - the irishman who doesn't drink lyrics

now listen all it’s hard to think
of an irishman who doesn’t drink
and if you’d thought you’d found one
you would surely wonder why
the drink is good the drink is bad
but drink won’t tell you what you’ve had
so look at me and all be sad
for that irishman tis i

me father drank, his father drank
whose father drank, for his father’s sake
me family tree could surely tap
a guinness factory for sure…
now me uncle was a handsome lad
he’s married more than five men had
but his ailment wasn’t all that bad
for in drink he’s found the cure

me sister who does love to read
and loves to drink her favorite mead
to understate she’s well+studied
in mead a doctorate in
me cousin lives near tennessee
his favorite drink of course jd
but his lawyer could not well agree
that it was his next of kin
when grandmother was very young
she’d play at her granddad’s for fun
by riding all the day among
the horses she did tell
now her granddad used to gamble drunk
he beat a carny’s boat that sunk
and won some holdings, not all junk
cause he kept the carousel

i do not drink, i do not smoke
i don’t cavort with women folk
well maybe… just a little
i’ve a liberal view of sin
now ladies are my vice tis true
i like to see them through and through
and when i see no more to do…
well then with drinking i’ll begin

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