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brojob - keyboard warriors lyrics

you think you’re so cool just cuz you have a gun in your profile pic
you wish you were f+cking brave enough to talk about sucking d+ck
outdated as a dinosaur, it’s time we settle the score
my d+ck is smaller than yours and my b+tt is always sore

i am the king of this bas+m+nt
my mom serves me on my leather throne
you say i need to mature
i’m 32 kid, i’m basically grown
i am a hunter, and you are my prey
i’ll 360 no scope you right in the face
i could kick your ass in any video game
with my keyboard equipped, i’ll put you to shame

do the curtains match the drapes
jakey wakey’s burning bush looks a lot like bob ross
you f+ckin punk, you can swallow my junk and go jump on a d+ck b+tch
i am the boss
my dad will beat your dad’s ass so fast
don’t make me call my father out
my mommas cookin is also better than your moms
whatever i want, it’s on demand, it’s so bomb

mommy i’m yelling your name, you need to get me something to eat cuz your baby is hungry
what in the f+ck is this i did not ask for spaghetti i specifically asked for tamales
30 years old and im in my parents bas+m+nt cuz im too savvy for workin
f+ck
there’s no way
i shot you in the face, this dude must be hacking the server
i am a hunter, and you are my prey
i’ll 360 no scope you right in the face
i could kick your ass in any video game
with my keyboard equipped, i’ll put you to shame

i’m pretty sure i saw you in the store today
you are so f+cking lucky i didn’t come up and just say hey
what do you even want from me? i just want to lose my virginity

you probably couldn’t tell when you saw me in real life, i am actually really big and buff online, i’m definitely not insecure
you only dislike me cuz you’re immature

grow up

- brojob lyrics

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