brojob – teenie weenie lyrics
this is the sound of a thousand clapping -sses
i find myself inside the restroom
the fear is setting in
i approach the wall of men
each one emptying their members
i unzip my pants
and begin to sweat profusely
that’s when it happened
the man next to me caught a peek at my d-ck
this is so embarr-ssing
this is why i should have chosen a stall
it’ so hard to use a urinal with a d-ck this small
i just p-ssed on myself
f-ck
they say its not the size of the boat
but in my case i’m barely afloat
it doesnt get much harder than this
no seriously, this is as hard as i gets
some guys describe it as a tic tac
but there isn’t a mini version of that
it’s more like a grain of rice
everybody stops because they have to look twice
it’s sort of like a teeny tiny m-ffin
my d-ck looks like a second belly b-tton
i’ll look on the bright side of this
i’ll never have to buy a single tooth pick
honestly, it’s like it doesn’t even exist
i can even keep my legs closed every time that i sit
teeny weenie
i have the world’s smallest c-ck
teeny weenie
sometimes i fill my pants with my socks
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