broken pixels - the ballad of geralt of rivia lyrics
[verse 1: nerdsworth]
this is the ballad of geralt of rivia
greatest motherbruxa in all of temeria
better listen closely, cause i’m only gonna say it twice
his iron and his silver’s nice, his iron and his silver’s nice
he’s hittin’ harder than a bolt from a ballista, getcha
self scuffles with this witcher and consult your maker
from the grave, oh, yes sir, that’s where you’d be headin’
after you’ve been beheaded by a man who’s slain a dragon (get ’em)
he who slays the kingslayers, scars in layers, monster hunter
kayran braver, ursa major, igni cast incinerator
you must’ve lost your d-mn mind if you think it’s sweet
cause the white wolf has been let loose and he’s mad, p-ssed off and gnashing t–th
run tell that the scoia’tael tell them that their mates been felled
by a psychosomatic b-b-b-butcher beast that flostsam held
you lucky b-st-rds just don’t know what your missin’
what it’s like to a victim to this witcher on a mission
[hook]
everything you heard about the wolf is true
don’t try to act brand new, you didn’t think this through
somebody shoulda told you not to touch that brew
i’ll cut your crew in two, i’ll strut your girls out too
now how you rollin’ on me with your sk!lls half–ssed?
you know i move too fast, you know that -ss gets waxed
now why’d you let your homies get your head all gased?
i hope your priest had m-ss, cause you just breathed you last
[verse 2: nerdsworth]
he should be called your majesty, the booty boss
racks and racks of women fallin’ under and they’re droppin’ drawers
twice the man you are, so you address him as sir mister-mister
beatin’ cheeks, bumpin’ fuzzies, dishin’ hot love, twisted sister
you ever hear about the incident at blaviken?
well, d-mn it’s all true, gwenbliedd proceeded to the murderin’!
they had it comin’, yeah they know what they did!
and then that one thing they said, and now they’re layin’ all dead
you heard he was the son of a sorceress? well that’s true too
he’s also a super mutant hexer freak, why lie to you?
got nothin’ to prove, or lose in feeding this schmooze
i’m just conveyin’ the news, figured i’d stir up the mood
the witcher’s legend incarnate, and here ends my sway
i shall bid thee all adieu and shove of on my merry way
but if you don’t believe me, head on up to the temple
you should ask geralt yourself and tell him dandelion sent you
[hook]
everything you heard about the wolf is true
don’t try to act brand new, you didn’t think this through
somebody shoulda told you not to touch that brew
i’ll cut your crew in two, i’ll strut your girls out too
now how you rollin’ on me with your sk!lls half–ssed?
you know i move too fast, you know that -ss gets waxed
now why’d you let your homies get your head all gased?
i hope your priest had m-ss, cause you just breathed you last
[verse 3: jerome chance]
i’m not a nice man, so put the cash inside my hand
savior of the land? for about a couple grand
you may call me hero, but that’s not in the plan
takin’ potions by the ounce, but my patience comes in strands
the power of the elements oozin’ from my glands
and if you’re not a fan, then my wish is your command
you should get lost like those boys with peter pan
cause, if you steppin’ to me, then i’ll gut you where you stand cause
[hook]
everything you heard about the wolf is true
don’t try to act brand new, you didn’t think this through
somebody shoulda told you not to touch that brew
i’ll cut your crew in two, i’ll strut your girls out too
now how you rollin’ on me with your sk!lls half–ssed?
you know i move too fast, you know that -ss gets waxed
now why’d you let your homies get your head all gased?
i hope your priest had m-ss, cause you just breathed you last
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