"brokie" - a poem about weeaboos lyrics
[intro]
yo
lil’ disappointment
doing this in one take
uhh, this is for all my weebs out there
yeah, ok yeah
[verse]
please do not diss me ’cus i’m a weeaboo
know i’m jackin’ off to hentai while i’m eatin’ food
you know i finna marry my body pillow, i’m like, “i do”
f+cking on a girl that’s half my age because she’s being lewd
i know it’s rude running tracks like i run the mile
she’s 15, but i swear that i’m not a pedophile
i swear to god i’m not, i got both of my hands on bibles
all you normies dissin’ me because i got style
i’m 26, yet i got my mom feeding me
i own a ton of weapons that i cannot use legally
like nunchucks, swords that are out of thе case
and i can see a pair of titties from a mile away
‘cus i’m a virgin and i wеar a furry tail to school
tipping fedoras, and i know you think that i’m super cool
i’m fat as f+ck and when i see a little girl, i just drool
if you diss my naruto headband, then you just a fool
i’m gone
[outro]
dear random soundcloud user
i am the comment samurai who also goes by the username xx420weedgod+ uh+ squirrelf+cker666
and i would like to make a complaint
uh, not all weeaboos and otakus, uh+ f+ck 15 year old girls or want to
uh, we don’t all, uh+ use nunchucks and weapons like that
uh+ i don’t because uh+
i mean i would but i don’t have enough money because i don’t have a job
uh+ but i wa+ i just wanted that you have been warned and, uh, i will f+ck you up dude, i’m not playin’ around
i got the sharingan, peace
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