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bruce greenwood - 2 ft. o’ butt crack lyrics

[intro]
aw, man! such a fool!

[verse 1]
i got up every morning
worked my fingers to the bone
and bought a little washer
for a new mobile home
but when the thing shut down
she had a cold+hearted plan
to find a way into the arms of another man
she grabbed the yellow pages
and hit the telephone
and when i came home early, she was not alone
when i came through the door he was slippin’ away
my jaw hit the floor!
she had nothing to say

[chorus]
2 foot of b+tt crack
was all i could see (b+tt crack!)
the wrong end of the repair man was looking back at me (b+tt!)
he went out the window as i came through the door (b+tt!)
i saw through them repair coveralls laying on the floor

[verse 2]
the neighbors informed me about the maytag man
driving up everyday in his repair van
he was there to work on her, not the washing machine
it was fine, my heart was broke
it was a sad, sad scene
[chorus]
2 foot of b+tt crack
was all i could see (b+tt crack!)
the wrong end of the repair man was looking back at me (b+tt!)
he went out the window as i came through the door (b+tt!)
i saw through them repair coveralls laying on the floor

[bridge]
(b+tt!) (b+tt!) (b+tt!) (b+tt!)
oh, and if i thought she loved him for his uniform
i’d had bought myself one that i could afford
and if i’d thought it would turn on with his repair tool
i’d had bought me a wrench and gone to repair school

[outro]
2 foot of b+tt crack (b+tt crack!)
2 foot of b+tt crack (b+tt crack!)
2 foot of b+tt crack (b+tt crack!)

- bruce greenwood lyrics

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