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brunchlover30 - jurassic abraham lincoln 4th dimension lyrics

get ready to enter
disneyland for skeletons!

is everything tasting alright?
no?
good, i’m an evil waitress

us skeletons, we don’t f+ck around!

i’m gonna need you to step on the scale
okay
just kidding shoot you with a gun! (please!)
i’m an evil nurse! (i have a family!)

bone zone!

second floor? (yes please)
oh, that’s just gonna take you to
the alien torture chamber! (no please!)
yeah that’s right
this is the denver airport, b+tch!

us skeletons, we rеally like our grilled cheese!

oh you thought i was a hookеr! (i’m sorry about the mix up)
i’m actually president george bush! (not george bush!)
okay, we’re gonna have to take a quick x+ray of your t++th (okay)
just kidding!
i’m gonna chop your head off!

let me spit some bars!
history’s the greatest mystery

yeah i’m straight out of düsseldorf
i love anabolic steroids and betting on race horses

you don’t want to see me 5 minutes without my quaaludes dude
i lose my sh+t if i don’t get a quaalude!
i need a godd+mn quaalude!

without my fentanyl i go hulk mode
back in düsseldorf they called me grilled cheese
because even though i might look yummy and tasty
if you have high cholesterol, you better not cross me

i will smoke crack before i’m friends with a lactose intolerant! (what’s wrong with lactose intolerants?)
i don’t give a f+ck about the lactose intolerant! (hey man, f+ck you! i’m lactose intolerant!)
you can’t drink milk?
you can’t eat ice cream? (i can’t drink milk! i can’t eat ice cream!)
you might as well k!ll yourself!
don’t tell me to k!ll myself you piece of sh+t!
i’d like to take this time to make a formal apology
to the inflation fetish community (we forgive you brunchlover!)
for the harmful things i’ve said
one man i will not apologize to is thomas edison
f+ck you!

f+ck you thomas edison your lightbulb is dogsh+t! (oh now you made him mad!)
your lightbulb is f+cking dogsh+t! (thomas, f+ck that stupid f+cking lightbulb!)
thomas edison i hope you get hit by a bus! (f+ck that, put that lightbulb in your mouth!)

if i was a dinosauri’d be a triceratops (triceratops like a hairy cyclops!)
that’s my favorite dinosaur (that’s a sh+t ass dinosaur f+ck you!)
(sh+t ass, the whiplash!)

if you work at arby’s you better not cross me
because i hate arby’s workers

skeleton army
attack!

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