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bryan "brysi" simon - sub-zero vs scorpion - epic rap battle lyrics

[intro]
yeah
the most epic showdown in video game history
sub-zero vs scorpion

announcer:
they look exactly the same but they’re completely different
fire and ice, they are the kings of the tournament
some would call them villain
some would call them hero
you know who it is
scorpion and sub-zero

exactly the same but so uniquely different
their enemies fall they are the kings it’s evident
some would call them villain
some would call them hero
you know who it is scorpion and sub-zero

scorpion:
sub-zero you remember me?
back to avenge my family
don’t be so cold, that’s a joke
you’ll be another casualty
you k!lled me once so, no
i won’t take you so casually
you’ll get the gist of this once the announcer yells fatality
i’m a revenant from h-ll, you know the netherrealm
the shirai ryu, does that name ring any bells?
dealing out the types of main
you’ve definitely never felt
cause when fire meets ice
you know that ice melts

sub-zero:
i’m blue, with a bad att-tude
all my enemies end up looking like an ice cube
and when i say enemies surely i include you
you hot breath, cigeratte smelling, braindead fool
i represent the lin kuei, a legendary breed of ninjas
oh silly me, i forgot, you know all about me
i was the last guy, you saw with your human eyes
before i took your life

exactly the same but so uniquely different
their enemies fall they are the kings it’s evident
some would call them villain
some would call them hero
you know who it is scorpion and sub-zero

scorpion:
scorpion the champion, playing you mandolin
peeling these players up and eating ’em like a mandarin
opening enemies up with my pokes and cheap stuff
you can’t look away when i take my mask off
now it’s time to face off and it’s time to face facts
i’ll bring the heat to your back like an icy hot patch
scratch off your chest with my twin blade attack
juggle you in the air til your health reaches half

sub-zero
imma have you thinking i was johnny cage
i’ll punch you in your sack, headb-tt
hear your cranium crack, you got a headache now?
i think i can handle that
freeze your feet, grab your hips
rip off your top half
shao khan laughs
he knows that you’re a joke, you gotta be quicker with that spear you slow poke
you’re so dang dumb you tried to punch my ice clone
go to h-ll scorpion, ain’t that where you call your home?

exactly the same but so uniquely different
their enemies fall they are the kings it’s evident
some would call them villain
some would call them hero
you know who it is scorpion and sub-zero

scorpion:
you better block in fear when i scream get over here
then hit you in the chest with my enhanced move spear
bring you to my reign of pain then whisper in your ear
here comes the uppercut now you’re in the atmosphere
now i got you in my mixups, high lows when you get up
i’m in your cranium and you’re cracking like you’re peanuts
fire melts ice you should have learned that from your parents
you and noob saibot would never ever scare this

sub-zero
you can think whatever you want
with that overheated head
but you’re predicrable, you’re easy to beat
you’re done, that’s it, the end
you’re more vile than reptile
uglier than mileena
i’ll smack you round so much
you woulda have thought that i was sheeva
get over here you say
alright you’ve captured my attention
i’ll slide on by and show you why
i’m not someone to mess with
i’ll put you in a plastic cage
with crickets and some water
sell you for a couple bucks
at the pet shop round the corner

announcer
they look exactly the same but they’re completely different
fire and ice, they are the kings of the tournament
some would call them villain
some would call them hero
you know who it is
scorpion and sub-zero

exactly the same but so uniquely different
their enemies fall they are the kings it’s evident
some would call them villain
some would call them hero
you know who it is scorpion and sub-zero

- bryan brysi simon lyrics

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