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bryan lewis - i think my dog's a democrat lyrics

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[verse 1]
well, i think my dog’s a democrat
and it breaks my heart
to have to say
an ugly thing like that
but there’s a big old pile of evidence
that all points toward the facts
my dog might be a democrat

[chorus 1]
i pay for all his health care
and i buy everything he eats
i provide him with a place to live
just to keep him off the streets
but he just acts like he’s ent-tled
even tried to unionize the cat
yeah, i think my dog’s a democrat

[verse 2]
he chewed up the const-tution
that i keep on display
and every time benghazi’s on tv
he looks the other way
(“what difference, at this point, does it make”)
i know he’s a liberal
even if he won’t admit it
he p–ped on my living room rug
and tried to tell me george bush did it

[verse 3]
he ain’t got no papers
and what really gets my goat
is if he could find a ride to town
well, i know they’d let him vote
sure we’ve had some good times
he’s been fun to have around
but if he ever barks
about my right to bear arms
i’m gonna have to have him put down

[interlude]
(who’s a good boy?)
(who’s a good boy?)

[chorus 2]
i pay for all his health care
and i buy everything he eats
i provide him with a place to live
just to keep him off the streets
you’d have to be a socialist
to ever act like that
so my dog must be a democrat

[verse 4]
his behavior has been hinting
his mom might be mrs. clinton
(“oof-oof-oof-off, oof-oof-oof-oof”)
yeah, i thing my dog’s a
spread-the-wealth
government-health
flea-bitten democrat
dangit

- bryan lewis lyrics

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