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buck 65 - the centaur lyrics

most people are curious
and wanna get dirt on
the centaur; i’m famous
i walk around with no shirt on
the easiest way would be for you to lie face down
i’m a man
but i’m built like a horse from the waist down
people are afraid of me but act like they love me
feast your eyes upon my nudity
i am beauty and the beast
i have plenty to say
but n-body listens because my clock is so clean, the hour hand is missing; so i’m famous for it
“freaky” is what everyone’s name is for it
sure, it’s larger than yours
i’m a centaur for chrissakes!
i like to eat rice cakes and listen to cl-ssical music
i’m told p-ssion is my specialty
but really i’m old-fashioned
and i’m quite well-built
as fas as physiques go
so people seem to think that i belong in a freak show
they wanna have pictures taken
constantly -ssumin’ that my s-x drive
is three times that of a normal human
askin’ silly questions like i’m their personal mentor
all they care about is my undercarriage because i’m a centaur
the p-rno industry
wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie
’cause they think i look funny
but i’m lookin’ for true love
not cookies and crumbs
more than a sore thumb – i have a complicated mind
i’m not the favorite kind of companion
for the average person
sometimes things start well
but eventually worsen when s-x becomes a problem
or else they’re unimpressed with the attention that you get
bein’ a centaur’s love interest
you don’t care about my next life
just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our s-x life
most people are curious
and wanna get dirt on
the centaur; i’m famous
i walk around with no shirt on
the easiest way would be for you to lie face down
i’m a man
but i’m built like a horse from the waist down

most people are curious
and wanna get dirt on
the centaur; i’m famous
i walk around with no shirt on
the easiest way would be for you to lie face down
i’m a man

call me “country”

so handsome, known to throw a tantrum, quick on the draw than a dog pulling a rikshaw. rock star talkative, talented, provocative
awkward socially, unusually emotional, weighed in proportion my heart is the warmest, unfortunately for me my private part is enormous. also the normal, i am also the authority on all sorts of important stuff morally the centaur
historically horrible, adorable not exactly, magically attractive, drastically endowed, rocket powered jock-unit, nothing new to talk about it, don’t even look at me sideways or crookedly, i am crotchedy in more ways than one, macho,
watch out now,
i am furry and furious

most people are curious
and wanna get dirt on
the centaur.

- buck 65 lyrics

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