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bug hunter - shocking plot twist lyrics

ooh! it was a shocking plot twist!

harrison had a perfect life
with a big back yard
and a red+meat diet
he was always on time
and he never cried
didn’t pose, or boast
or showboat even though

harrison had a perfect life
prayed every day
and he loved his wife
you could count on nothing ever going wrong
for him

until his wife left him
for a vegetarian

1,2,3,4,5!
it was a shocking plot twist!
we’ve heard before
he had it all then lost it
to an herbivore

when the unexpеcted
wrecks you at your best
wеll, you may get up
but you can’t make it make sense
but harrison had great support
friends helped him out, through his divorce
they said: “just get back on the horse”
he said: “i don’t know what that means”
so harry gotta hobby
and bought a telescope
took it to the top of the hill
to be alone
when he saw a shooting star
and made a little wish on it for hope
but then the new came on and said it was a
comet headed straight for earth!

it was a shocking plot twist!
all hope was lost!
and from now on he’ll not wish
on giant rocks!

when the unexpected
wrecks you once again
well, you may get up
but you can’t make it make sense

but instead of being shocked by
the imminent apocalypse
he caught a little gossip ’round
the office ’bout a rocket ship
then all he had to do was forge
a couple little documents
to get a seat on the rescue ship
but when harry snuck in
to modify the manifest
he got caught! be someone he did not expect
the pesky vegetarian, harry’s very nemesis
frome earlier in the song!
it was a shocking plot twist!
oh (oh no!)
oh ([?])
oh!

so. harry hid the body
and he headed straight home
his final meal eaten
and his baggage all stowed
tomorrow he was leaving
and harrison was rarin’ to go…

but then he set his alarm
for pm instead of am
so the rocket ship
took off without him

5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
it was a shocking plot twist!
left on the ground!
he had it all then got kicked
while he was down!

when the unexpected
wrecks your last defence…
well, you may get up
but you can’t make it make sense
so harrison watched the rocket fly away while a single tear rolled down his cheek and hit the ground…
12 feet below
his cute neighbour with the weird neck came over and said:
“i can’t believe we’re going to expect the first comet+based mass extinction event in our planet’s history!”
she said “what position do you wanna be found in?
by the humans…
in 65 million years?”
that’s right!
this whole time…
harrison was a dinosaur!

1, 2, ,3 ,4 5!
it was a shocking plot twist!
he was a t+rex!
and you all never saw this
coming i bet!

but the unexpected
rex is hard to guess…
when you make it up
and you make it make no sense

so, harrison, he died that day
then we dug him up, and put him on display
the scientists could not explain
why he was huggin’ a brontosaurus

so there’s just one thing left to twist:
our pre+historic biases
if you assume someone’s like you
be warned:
they might actually, be a dinosaur

- bug hunter lyrics

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