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built like waluigi - first time at the strip club lyrics

it’s my first time at the strip club, i just paid my cover fee
i’m feeling shady let some ladies go in front of me
i don’t even know what i am gonna see
only got 10 ones so my funds are weak
peeking at the people, i didn’t know they’d be topless
is this really legal? is n0body gonna stop this?
feel a little evil and i wanna know if god’s p+ssed?
and i’m a little eager for a plot twist

sit down, and i’m clearing my conscience
back in high school i was adhering to crosses
where can i look without appearing obnoxious?
sorta kinda wanna get a beer but i’m nauseous
3 shawtys coming near, i promise
thinking what i’d do if they were here, i’m honest
they walk on over and they’re clear with the options
let me give you the synopsis

first time at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
this one girl was lame and her theme wasn’t bright
was a shame cause it seemed her esteem’s not alright
this one was on stilts and i screamed at her height
had me feeling like wilt’s on my team taking flight
this other girl was simple with some pimples and dimples
but it was triple the nipples i’ve ever seen in my life
she gave me a tickle and then i let out a giggle
she said she’ll wiggle if i give her 53 for the night

she was witty with her titties like bug bites
her jugs light, pretty and admit that her hug’s tight
girl you make me melt i’m like some b+tter on the toast
but i don’t wanna cuddle there is a bubble that you broke
i stuttered when i spoke, she was puzzled like a joke
befuddled when i shuddered at the hope of getting stroked
in trouble so i croak it’s a bummer that i’m broke
then i flee to go and get myself a double rum and coke

walk on over to the bar you see my yellow wristband no need for carding me
h+llo miss, can i get double bacardi please?
and a little bit of lime with a hearty squeeze?
mix it with some coke cause it’s hard for me
to drink without it, i will choke, make it hard to breathe
okay i got you baby, prints a large receipt
wait, that’s bizarre how did she chart my fees?
you see, i thought i ordered double but she charged for 3
would i get in trouble if i start a scene?
she’s far from me so i scrawl the piece
and cardi b’s on the speakers, gotta pardon me
because i really wanna go up to the stage, i’m amazed
that so many people save just to praise all the babes
it’s insane that they’re trading all their pay
deflating what they have made while they are faded all the way
first time at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club

i’m waiting on my song, i’m debating it for long
it’s late and at this rate i’m grateful drake is coming on
i’m humming while i wait, and i’m thumbing my ones
cause i don’t know if it is wrong to go and put em in her thong
so i step right up, hoping that she approves
what do i say? “hey, sup, those are really cool b00bs?”
i don’t even know what to do
so now i’m throwing by the twos while she’s showing me her moves
like do i say go mama go
while i’m standing here throwing this dough on the floor

start to tweak and my heart is beating
i part her g string, say sorry weakly
i’m tryna be a gentlemen, can tell you are a veteran
im blinded by adrenaline, your booty’s got me trembling
she looked me in my eyes and said oh baby you’re so generous
but all i got are singles i cannot afford the benjamins
gahd+mn now my funds are dealt
and now i’m up here at the stage looking dumb as h+ll
i’m nervous, almost went numb and fell from her service
knees feel like some gel
stunned and i wonder if i’m under h+ll
but now i’m buzzing from this rum so it’s fun to yell
i guess the time is done because they rung the bell
and then she’s says i gotta run i say you’ve done so well
i don’t know what to do because i played the game
i made it rain, i hope i didn’t degrade the dame

is this really real because it seems insane
that i didn’t even feel it in my s+m+n drain
the only thing that changed is my feet in pain
and all the leaning got me steaming with a gleaming stain
i know that’s it’s obscene but can you please explain
how i came here as a fiend but then i leave with shame at the strip club

it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club
it’s my first time at the strip, at the strip club

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