bukshot - iron maiden lyrics
[spoken]
h+llo
time to wake up
are you awake now?
can you hear me?
it’s time to wake up, sir
i’ve got a little history lesson to teach you here
before i have to go and tend to our guests
now, referring back to our conversation we were having
before you took your little nap
the device that you were inquiring about
that is the same device you are inside of right now
is called an iron maiden
the iron maiden is a torture device
consisting of a solid iron cabinet
with a hinged front and spike+covered interior
sufficiently tall to enclose a human being
the first story sighting the iron maiden
were composed in the nineteenth century
the function of iron maidens closing by themselves
is considered to be a myth
hyped by the belief
that people of the middle ages were uncivilized
evidence of their actual use is very difficult to find
but as in this case
most of the people who witnessed the use of the iron maiden
are normally the ones who brutally die inside of it
but don’t worry
you can’t scream yourself to death, however
because between your organs that have just been punctured
and your loss of blood
you should be crossing over very soon
have no fear, though
i will be a gentleman
and wait right here with you until the very end
i assure you, you are very close
now, now, it’s okay
you’re doing better than me
i’m sure i would have passed out minutes ago
keep up the good work, mr. lucky
i promise you, we’re all rooting for you
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