bum squad - fart fairytale lyrics
there’s something brown in my pants
would you like to take a whiff?
i just sharted and it really stinks
oh the fart fairy, she came to me
p++ped on my face and drank all my pee
i wanted to have a nice dream
fart on my face and pee stream
when the fart fairy enters your mind
you will not have time to free your mind
this is a warning to everyone
do not talk badly or you shall be shunned
don’t make fun of her
she is my queen
i just p++ped
and the fart fairy
this is no fairytale (yes)
this is no fart fairytale (yes)
i just p++ped again
and farts shall never еnd
even when we’rе dead
oh yes, the eternal fart
how could i forget?
fart fairy dutch ovens me
yes, yes, yes
dutch oven me
yes, yes, yes
i just p++ped again
all hail to the fart fairy
flushed her down the toilet and cried out my eyes
i asked if i could meet her on the other side
i will flush myself down the toilet to forever be with my queen
the one i love forever is in the toilet seat
i don’t fit so i’m cutting up all my body parts
first my toes, then my feet
all flow off squares of meet
i cut my head off and fart
i p++p so much that i swallow it
a sacrifice for the fart fairy
i know she’ll proud
i’ll love you into oblivion
i drink my own pee
don’t make fun of her
she is my queen
i just p++ped
and the fart fairy
don’t make fun of her
she is my queen
i just p++ped
and the fart fairy
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