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bumblefoot - i can't play the blues lyrics

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(intro drum solo)

(verse 1)
i play as fast as i can – i’m the gingerbread man
with a fast hand – won’t ya kick me outta your band
i only play for me – i’m the king of unity
i’m a team of one – a defective hired gun

(verse 2)
i play like a ham, well that makes me spam
and then i wonder why n0body ever wants to jam
cause ya feel like a p-wn in a volume war
and i’m the only one who bothers keeping score

(chorus)
because i got no feel – i got no emotion
my riffs aren’t real – i just go through the motions
i’m fulla tricks and trinkets that i always use
i ain’t got much choice – i can’t play the blues

(verse 3)
and just in case i’m in a finger race
i keep it up and i keep pretending that i win the chase
but if ya play faster than the speed of light (according to einstein)
ya go back in time – and end up in the 80’s

(bridge)
with our big hair
jackets with fringes
stretch pants
mascara
ch0r-ographed kicking

(verse 4)
you got a big laugh outta 70’s disco
but you became the same by a different name
ya forgot to change your calendar 10 years in a row
now ya can’t find the pace of the new game

(verse 5)
i play it like a ham, yeah with lots of spice
i’m the son of spam in a block of ice
yeah, i can’t lay back – i get all confused
and if i slow it down you’ll see the riffs i already used

(chorus)

(guitar solo)
yeah, who’s your medium sized daddy now?

(verse 6)
yeah i actually believe that if i wail up and down a scale
then the world is gonna get up on their feet and yell…

(interlude)
“hail ronald! hail ronald!
take your big head and go to hail, ronald!”

(verse 7)
yeah, i can’t lay back – i get all confused
and if i slow it down you’ll see the riffs i already used
i play like a ham, well that makes me spam
and then i wonder why n0body ever wants to jam

(chorus)

(outro solo)

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