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bumpin uglies - epic fail lyrics

[verse 1]
head ringing; a new day’s begun
and the blinding sun is public enemy number one
and when i try to recollect from the night before
i realize we’re standing on a different floor
in a different house on a different street
take a second, think, rinse, wash, repeat
i can’t gather my thoughts; the night’s a mystery
the memories are risky and there’s casualties
then i reach into my pocket for my cellular phone
but it’s missing and it seems it took my wallet along
walk up to a pay phone and i call collect
phone up my baby girl, and she won’t accept
and the operator said she had some words for me
but they’re a four-letter combo that she can’t repeat

[pre-chorus]
i don’t know what to think; i don’t know what to say
but then i think it’s gonna be one h-ll of a day
in a h-ll of a week, in a h-ll of a life
spend my days solving problems that i made in the night

but i cannot complain; i’ve come to see

i am my own worst enemy

[chorus]
then that’s an epic fail no matter how i spin it
epic fail from ending to beginning
one step forward, two steps back
on a one way track, as a matter of fact

it’s an epic fail no matter how i spin it
epic fail from ending to beginning

one step forward, two steps back
on a one way track, as a matter of fact

[verse 2]
i’m fishing for the memories, but it’s catch and release
like a jigsaw puzzle that is missing a piece
bruises on my body that i can’t explain
and a headache that feels like i got a vice on my brain
ain’t no time to reflect; i got work at eight
it’s a four mile walk and i’m already late
alone with my thoughts i am forced to reflect
on the night that resembles some movie trainwreck

past four forty minutes i arrived at the spot
and a couple squad cars parked out in the lot
look around to see what earned the call of the law

i see my ’98 accord in the building store wall
i quietly tried to make an escape

see my boss seeing me; point fingers my way

[pre-chorus]
i don’t know what to think; i don’t know what to say
but then i think it’s gonna be one h-ll of a day

in a h-ll of a week, in a h-ll of a life
spend my days solving problems that i made in the night
but i cannot complain; i’ve come to see

i am my own worst enemy

[chorus]
then that’s an epic fail no matter how i spin it
epic fail from ending to beginning
one step forward, two steps back
on a one way track, as a matter of fact
it’s an epic fail no matter how i spin it
epic fail from ending to beginning
one step forward, two steps back
on a one way track, as a matter of fact
then that’s an epic fail no matter how i spin it
epic fail from ending to beginning
one step forward, two steps back
on a one way track, as a matter of fact
it’s an epic fail no matter how i spin it
epic fail from ending to beginning
one step forward, two steps back
on a one way track, as a matter of fact

- bumpin uglies lyrics

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