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bungalo1868 - thanos vs. mcjuggernuggets lyrics

epic rap battles of history!!!
thanos vs. mcjuggernuggets!!!
begin!!!

[verse 1: thanos]
jesse, i’m about to make you not feel good
don’t try to mess with me jesse, i’m from the hood
i don’t care what you say, your series is obviously a troll
and i’ll leave you like xander with fingers up his b+++hole
your channel is deader than my daughter, you f++ker
and i slept with your girlfriend, you must like it, you c++ker
once i put on this glove, i’ll end it with a snap
and you’ll fade away like rat+a+tat+tat

[verse 2: mcjuggernuggets]
achievement unlocked: f++k you
if you saw thor’s hammer, what would you do?
i don’t like marvel™ movies, watching them is a sinner
i’ll smash your face like my family’s thanksgiving dinner
you’re a rip+off of darkseid, so kiss my darkside
call me antman, i’m putting the devil inside
i dropped my infinity wqar blu+ray in my cup of coke
so i’ll spoil endgame in 3… 2… 1…

[verse 3: thanos]
don’t!!!! fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe
i’m more overused in rap battles than homestuck, and steven universe
stroke ma thanos p+++s, i’m about to b+st
i’ll make all your games turn into f++king dust
[verse 4: mcjuggernuggets]
nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
i’m gonna go freaking psycho!!!!!!
making it bl++dy and gory, you better hide+o!!!!!!
i’m jesse ridgeway, i’ll make you take the b+tch way!!!!
iron made and black widow die in endgame

[bridge 1: thanos]
grrrrr… that does it

[verse 5: thanos gamora]
i’ll punch your lights out with my infinity gauntlet™
my favorite tv show is hardcore p+wn, kid
i’ll eat an ice cream that i bought from carvel
your raps are more sh++ty and useless than captain marvel
after i drop the mic in this battle rap
i’ll make you snap after i snap
did you do it? yes
how much did it cost? everything

[verse 6: mcjuggernuggets thanos]
i lived, b+tch. why did you bother?
i think it’s about time i bring out my father!
oh no!

[verse 7: psycho dad]
what the f++k was that for? turning me into sand?
i’ll f++king kick your purple ass with my pocket sand
then tear apart your gauntlet with my f+cking chainsaw
and all that will remain is your tiny brain stomped
thanos, no one wants you here. you just popped up like a b++er
i’ll turn you into f++king dust right under my lawn mower
your wife sucks b+lls and your daughter’s a frog
thanos, just get a job
[bridge 2: psycho dad (thanos)]
juggies, i’m not moving to switzerland. i’m not a real psycho
(say, what now?)

[verse 8: thanos]
i slept with your dumbass mother in her bed
you little g+y b+tch, at lease she went for the h++d
you’ll rot like your brain when playing games like pokémon
why am i wasting my time with you? i’d rather face king solomon

[verse 9: mcjuggernugget]
lay off, th+n+s. i mean, i’m just a kid
plus my finale got more hits than yours ever did
at least i shot my dad. now my fans will stan
time to finish this off by saying…. “and i… am… mcjuggernuggets”

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!!!
epic (thanos snaps) i don’t feel so good… rap battles of historyyy (fades away)

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