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bunghole prophet - grrreat (freestyle) lyrics

[intro]
ok so before – before i start rapping this sh-t, i’m gonna give you a quick demo of what it actually sounds like inside my -sshole
ok, you ready?
-bunghole noises-

[verse]
holy sh-t, it’s big
my -sshole’s f-ckin’ big
holy sh-t, it’s big
it’s gettin’ repet-tive
my -sshole, it’s just big
my -sshole’s bigger than the motherf-cking moon
my -sshole’s bigger than your mom’s f-ckin’ poon
that sh-t’s insane
your mom had to f-ckin’ squeeze you out of that sh-t you fat f-ck
my -sshole consists of everything
you, your mom, your dog in my -sshole
everything is f-cking in my -sshole
my -sshole is as endless as the universe itself
what?
that doesn’t f-ckin’ make sense ’cause if the universe is endless then how can my -sshole contain it?
well, let me explain to you…
i don’t know either
i was not – i didn’t choose this gift
god gave this to me
it’s a curse, it’s a blessing and a curse
help, help, help
ah aaah aaaaaah aha aaah ah
-violent coughing-
ah, holy sh-t, it’s really f-cking big
if you listen close, you can always hear my -sshole
no matter where you are in the f-ckin’ universe
you can hear my -sshole whispering the secrets
my -sshole’s f-ckin’ huge
my -sshole’s f-ckin’ huge
my -sshole’s huge
not gonna repeat that line again ’cause that sh-t would be stupid
holy sh-t, i have a cold right now because of how big it is
i-i-i’m immune to all diseases except for the common cold because of how big my -sshole is
the expanses of my -sshole provide immunity to every-every-every-every single disease
hiv, cancer, aids, pneumonia, uh, muscular dystrophy
i can’t get any of them
if-if-if you f-ckin’ shot me in the chest i would not die
if you shot me in the f-cking face i wouldn’t die
i se- i seep energy from my -sshole
i- i just get all my energy from the endless sp-ce inside my -sshole
it’s f-cking crazy
i can never run out of energy
i could run 700 miles in one sitting and i would never tire out
i wouldn’t break a f-cking sweat
do you understand?!
i have endless energy
i am so f-cking powerful
i can’t be stopped
i can’t be stopped

[outro]
thank you
-laughs-

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