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bunghole prophet - the week-long shit feat. dj stinky penis lyrics

[sample (the last man on earth, umberto rau)]
i don’t deny there’s some strange evolutionary process going on, but mankind won’t be destroyed. the fact that you and i are working here today is evidence of that

[intro]
h-llo everybody, this is dj stinky p-n-s and i’m here to tell you a story about something that happened to me not too long ago
in august of 2016, i went away for about a week to a summer camp in new york
the entire time, i neglected to defecate in any way, shape, or form. on the plane home from new york, i had a brief stint of mild droplets emerging, and i thought, hey, maybe i’m in the clear. however, when i got home, i was not. this is the message i sent to the group chat for the summer camp after accomplishing the great task of removing it from my -n-s
-clears throat-
-clicks tongue-
-sighs-
-smacks lips-

[monologue]
so you guys know how i said i sh-t earlier?
turns out that was a gentle forewarning of the real colossal f-cking behemoth t-rd that escaped from my bleeding chapped bunghole just hours ago
my -n-s was in intense amounts of pain as i begged the heavens for forgiveness, tears streaming down my bright red cheeks as torrents of solid brown fecal matter slid out of my hole and into the porcelain bowl below me
the crusty falls were ceased only after several minutes of straining for what felt like hours, and my now near-elastic -ss cheeks sagged down in relief

thank you

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