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busdriver - least favorite rapper lyrics

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busdriver:
uh oh

nocando:
hey i don’t need no popper stoppers
cause the money in the pop
nocando, busdriver

busdriver:
wait hold on though

nocando:
project blowed

busdriver:
don’t say my name though

nocando:
poppin’ p’s profusely

busdriver:
i don’t want anybody to know i’m on this song

nocando:
these sneaker geek emcees to me is so broke back
so f-ck s-xy in ’09 i’m bringing broke back

busdriver:
your favorite rapper’s brawny
wearing a french braided hair shirt
my bank account be scrawny
since i was a 10th grader square twerp

nocando:
your favorite rapper is extravagant
aside from his pompous name
he’s like a nursery with more cribs than john mccain

busdriver:
your favorite dude champions every chicago city slum
from his condominium
while brandishing his implausible mini-gun

nocando:
he sells more drugs than the fda
he’s ready for war like fdr
i believe him whole-heartedly
because he keeps saying it in every bar

busdriver:
your favorite guy said that he shot n-ggas
on the gr-ss lawn in his rap song
but he’s sweeter than baked goods
when he claims his hood as capcom

nocando:
your favorite rapper’s got alzheimer’s
repeats himself like a old timer
he works harder than a gold miner
when it comes to picking ghostwriters

busdriver:
and me, i’m your least favorite
with a haircut like a pineapple
wearing khakis torn singing hi-soprano
loading candy corn like it’s live ammo

nocando:
what’s wrong with you?

busdriver:
oh, oh! i’m your least favorite rapper
my records only get released in anchorage, alaska

nocando:
what’s wrong with you?

busdriver:
oh, oh! i’m your least favorite rapper
rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors

nocando:
what the f-ck is wrong with you?

busdriver:
oh, oh! i can’t lease sp-ce ships from nasa
because i’m the least favorite rapper

[nocando]:
what’s wrong with you?

busdriver:
i am your least favorite
i am your least favorite
i am your least favorite

nocando:
i am your least favorite rapper
my release date is after
the d-day disaster
i need to get cheesecake for master

busdriver:
i am your least favorite flavor flav impersonator
p-ssing on the circuit breaker

nocando:
while the strippers do the percolator

busdriver:
i will be spell-checking some blurb in the paper

nocando:
read by the type of hipster
that don’t like me yelling all kinds of n-ggas
while i’m vibing with you like michael richards
“n-gga, n-gga, n-gga, n-gga, n-gga, n-gga, n-gga, n-gga”

busdriver:
still unliked because my leading single’s about
laser beams and force fields
and my hoopty’s not full of groupies
just mabellyne and orange peels
but i’ll serve n-ggas at the pizza hut

nocando:
and the suburban kids say i’m not street enough
but compared to them i’m street as f-ck

busdriver:
i will put usb in’s in their tween c-nts

nocando:
when it comes to this nerd rap
it seems like the black thing’s a problem
you know what i idi a-mean
i feel like the last king of scotland

busdriver:
so my job has me cultivating all the white guilt
dipping polaroids in rice milk
smacking souja boy wearing corduroys
and an iced grill

nocando:
the new rap fans listen to ‘ye
start sniffing the yay pretending they’re g-y
put a switch in their hips and a feminine sway
just to convince the women to stay

busdriver:
selling out like it was christmas day
and give everyone an admission to pay
for a t-t in the face

nocando:
i was beginning to say
what came first the chicken or egg
the twist in the fray, dissident fan that listens today
dissipates visits and strays
what the f-ck, did our whole approach to business decay?

busdriver:
we underused all the parlor tricks
instead of talking about art and sh-t
i should have put my hardened d-ck
in the hind quarters of time warner

nocando:
it’s over!
that fool just served time warner
fools are sniffin’ ‘yay
that fool had t-ts at your christmas party!
shout out to forest whitaker, idi amin!
yeah!

what’s wrong with you?

busdriver:
oh, oh! i’m your least favorite rapper
my records only get released in anchorage, alaska

nocando:
what’s wrong with you?

busdriver:
i’m your least favorite rapper
rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors

nocando:
what the f-ck is wrong with you?

busdriver:
oh, oh! i can’t lease sp-ce ships from nasa
because i’m your least favorite rapper

nocando:
what’s wrong with you?

busdriver:
i am your least favorite
i am your least favorite
i am your least favorite

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