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busdriver & radioinactive - winthorp & winthorp lyrics

[verse 1: busdriver]

you’ve reached the offices of winthorp and winthorp
if your limbs are too short to reach the form please stay on hold
you get a free pair of swim shorts for every crayon that’s sold
please have all of my calls forwarded to a cloud in h+ll
[?]
i seem depressed, well how can you tell?
is it the slit and the slash on my wrist
or is it this six pack of [?] or these mismatched socks
or how i pimp slapped your b+tch?
can they dispatch the cops? (h+llo, we need help.)
see, me and my sweetie had a falling out
and now i’m all alone and i almost slept in a well
when we met, we mixed chromosomes and s+x cells
she worked up the hallway making phone dome direct sells
[?] moans and groans for wedding bells
until she phoned home on my nextel and said, “it’s over!” (f+ck, d+mn, sh+t)
so that’s why i’m feelin’ kind of moodier these nights
and i’m sitting here strapped with a thermonuclear device
t++th marks on the muscle fibers of my chest
a bleeding heart for [?]
oh, you harlot, you harlot, you whoring harlot
all you wanted was to sleep with a recording artist
but i’m [?] and you’re boring and lethargic
probably slept with every guy on every floor of my apartment
you’ve been with a lot of emcees and now you have a v+g+n+l discharge
that looks just like cottage cheese [?] flap hole is enlarged
i call you up, you’re there never bashful with the shin guards
my spermicide tadpole swim hard (swim, swim, you can make it!)
with flippers and snorkels [?]
[?]
nepotism helped you advance, now you’re thankful
keep your supervisors’ pants around their ankles

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