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butchy-b - lasar rock (star trek rap) lyrics

one dark summer night i saw a heavenly glow
shining high up in the sky was a ufo
the night got bright, illuminating light
[?] hurt my sight
and as the glow started nearing
i said i was hearing
it was a laser+lock jam as it landed in the clearing
the door opened up, an alien merged
then he whipped out the jammy with a power search
he was a funny+looking homie, with arms like wire
wearing dark blue bloomers with his hair on fire
[?] special effects [?] neck
and if he tries to diss my planet i will put him in check
he said “my name is skeeter, can you take me to your leader
i’m looking for the homie with the devastating tweeter
i’ve searched the stars and the galaxy”
he said “i’m looking for a rapper named butchy+b”
i said “i am he, skeeter, what it be?”
sucker from another planet wanna talk to me
“butchy+b, we need you, my man
we have a party on my planet but they don’t know how to jam”
when i got to the part, to my surprise
i saw the whole d+mn crew of the enterprise
they beamed to the party for some r&r
i saw uhura on the dance floor, scotty at the bar
i got on the mic, i started to rock
with captain kirk, the doc and mr. spock
sulu hit the record but the needle missed
and that’s the first time i ever seen spock get p+ssed
then the party got raided by a posse of klingons
[?] fly gold [?] and diamond rings on
they was breaking wild, throwing rights and left hookin
i thought i was in brooklyn when my chain got tooken
i went to get kirk but he was hiding in the party
crying on the mic saying “beam me up, scotty!”
[?] that captain kirk was a punk
but he wasn’t getting beamed up ’cause scotty was drunk
and the doc can’t fight, and spock was still p+ssed
so i said “it looks like i’ve got to handle this”
i walked up to the klingon, dissed his face
i said “you’re nothing but a sucker from the depths of sp+ce
[?] trying to be a klingon with your gold rings on
you’re looking like a sucker from the [?]”
he pulled out his phaser, he put it on stun
i grabbed the baseball bat ’cause i didn’t have my gun
i went right at him, didn’t wanna cat him
with the louisville slugger so you know i had to bat him
batted him like i did it when the picture’s on the mail
batted him like i did it when i’m hanging uptown
batted him like i did it ’til i had to stop
then i batted him again and gave him one more knot

when i got back to the party, kirk was fronting hard
telling lies and stories [?]
i let him take for granted ’cause the captain be down
but he don’t know how to [?] like they [?] uptown
now every time i look up at the starts at night
i think about the party and i think about the fight
i think about the girlies, and the captain [?]
and i think about skeeter and his sp+ceship too
so now you know the story about how butchy+b
became the first interplanetary sp+ce mc

- butchy b lyrics

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