butter boys - santa got a brand new ho lyrics
f-ck
hey man, you heard?
yo, heard what?
yo, santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho?
brand new ho’
holy sh-t!
it’s a b-tter boys christmas miracle!
santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (santa baby)
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (oww!)
santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (santa baby)
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (come on!)
santa’s got a brand new ho’
[verse 1: yung spiritual]
mrs. claus got too many clauses
too many ghosts in the closest
he be a hard workin’ man
but she ain’t doing as planned
and even cringle gettin’ tired of the personal jingle
there’s a thicc little thing
with a h-lla big booty
and she waist-high for a
big-waisted red-faced wasted guy
took the elf off shelf
lit the old ball-and-chains
up in flames
and delivered a present himself
santa ain’t no jc wannabe (christ!)
that south pole for bad b-tches only (oh lord!)
no knees necessary
she a scary-good pipe-bury
gets his berries ripe
keeps him young through the night
santa ain’t gettin’ any (what he do?)
santa started trippin’ the henny (god d-mn!)
santa ducks out when sh-t gets heavy
but father christmas went and got himself a brand new mistress
santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (santa baby)
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (oww!)
santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (santa baby)
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (come on!)
santa’s got a brand new ho’
[verse 2: big gift]
henny in the cocoa now
we f-ckin’ blitzen
head b-tch in charge
she’s a motherf-ckin’ vixen
f-ck the presents
wrap the trees up in the swisher, sweet
light a fire in that elf b-tch p-ssy, sweet
found a b-tch on the naughty list
glad i checked twice
i know she h-lla bad
but she lookin’ h-lla nice
egg nog with the nutmeg spice
i’m just so f-cking grateful for the fame
thank you jesus christ
[verse 3: big gift]
through the snow
with a one dollar bill
no time to k!ll
the big man hustlin’ still
got bags to fill
if he don’t, then who else will?
just pop some pills
and find me a chill for that skrilla
blue-b-lls cringle
newly single
sleigh swerves
some fresh curves
and ready to jingle
no wedding rings
just hot flings
brand new hoes
where the henny flows
the south pole grows
you already know
mrs. claus
a lost cause since menopause
now it’s brand new broads
in brand new bras
like mardi gras
and fresh trees, wrapped in raws
above the law
spark the blunt
i know god!
santa claus, motherf-ckers
in position
hung like blitzen
on a mission
spread the vision
boys and girls
all around the globe
santa comin’ in hot
with a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (santa baby)
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (oww!)
santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (santa baby)
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (come on!)
santa’s got a brand new ho’
[verse 4: snipp t]
you better deck the halls
i’m f-ckin’ santa claus
all the elves’ applause
done with mrs. claus
so i left the mall
don’t f-ck with santa claus
i’m f-ckin’ santa claus
so suck my christmas b-lls!
you better deck the halls
i’m f-ckin’ santa claus
all the elves’ applause
i’m done with mrs. claus
so i left the mall
don’t f-ck with santa claus
i’m f-ckin’ santa claus
so suck my christmas b-lls!
santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (santa baby)
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (oww!)
santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (brand new ho!)
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (come on!)
santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (santa baby)
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (oww!)
santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (santa baby)
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (come on!)
santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (santa baby)
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (oww!)
santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (brand new ho!)
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (come on!)
santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (santa baby)
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (oww!)
santa’s got a brand new ho’
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (santa baby)
santa’s got a brand new ho’ (come on!)
santa’s got a brand new ho’
brand new ho!
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