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brentalfloss – mike tyson’s punch-out!! with lyrics

i was five when i got mike tyson’s punch-out!!
mike was tough!
oh man, that guy could knock your lunch out
then he went to jail (i went to jail)
his contract went upstream, nintendo still had a scheme
with douchebaggy mr. dream! (oh no!)
now, luckily, punch-out!! is back… for the wii!

wait!
there’s no mike tyson on the wiimake?
bull sh-t c-ck!
so what’s the point of having a remake?
that’s a buncha sh-t!
bald bull i kind of like, but just ’cause we look alike,
he’s not half as cool as mike!

ladies and gentlemen, mr. mike tyson!

yeah boy!
lend me your ears! 6, 7, 8
i’m iron mike and i’ll knock you into sp-ce
i got more punch than rihanna’s face
because i float like an inner tube and sting like a scorpion
i’ll hit you so splendiferously, you’ll need some morphi-en
ask me if i like to eat meat, i am carnivorous!
ask me what kind of trees i like, i’d say coniferous
ask me how my att-tude is, it is vociferous
don’t believe the words that i say? well then consider this
i am ferocious, my word bank is copious, in fact it’s
supercalafragalistic-aladocious
i’m kid dynamite, always trippin “fight or flight”
cover up your ears baby i might try a bite
i ain’t crazy, the media filets me, but now you know i rap like ludacris or jay-z
that’s a nice bike, brentalfloss!
it’s mine now!
whee!

whoa, bike!
tyson stole my bike!
that guy’s name is mike
and he stole my bike
no!
tyson stole
tyson stole
stole my bike!
man, i hate mike tyson!

i may be spastic but i’m not made of plastic,
i’m a vicious fighter but my feelings are elastic
so i’m not slapstick, i’m majastic, f-ckin’ fantastic when i grab a chick and slap d-ck
but be careful with the chicks and the d-cks,
one time i crossed the line and i got slapped with three to six
i don’t even get half the sh-t i spit, i’m not a dipstick, i just have a wit that is cryptic

punch-out!

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