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c-nic - forgetting the pretty girl's friend's name lyrics

[intro: c-nic, maddie sienicki (playing hazel), jamie yonker (playing jamie)]

c-nic: welcome guys, my name is c-nic and i’m the rapper slash house owner here so..

hazel: thanks for having us, i’m hazel, and this is my friend jamie

c-nic: well it’s nice to…

jamie: stop looking at my t-tties young c-nic, jamie’s the name, yo d-ck is the game

c-nic: okay stop, i wasn- i wasn’t looking at your t-tties… but… hazel, thats a really pretty name

hazel: thanks, i like your rapper name too

c-nic: well, you guys want a tour of the house?

hazel: yeah, sure!

jamie: umm, actually i think i have to go say hi to someone because i think someone just called my name

c-nic and hazel: suit yourself

c-nic: well c’mon hazel

[verse 1: c-nic]
i don’t have to ask i can see it in her eyes
she need a liter and a half of sh-t she don’t like
says red bull is so bad and pop pills like fine
saw her eat a couple tabs smoke weed alright
sh-t
i don’t need another meat head delt
sounding spitting slurring like he’s an esl
i don’t care about your b-tch count homie ‘
you’ll be sorry once you miss out on me
i’m too busy for the calls
you can always send a text
just told me her name and already forget
cadet kelly looking -ss in the tub
pop a telly in my pants give a f-ck
what you tell me
i know she’s into dudes
who eat pb and jelly
who like a little r kelly
who, i dont know, could be a little less jelly
when something so f-cking petty happens
i know you love fetty wap and attack of the clones
we getting to know each other pretty well
and we pretty alone….

[breakdown: c-nic, hazel, jamie]

jamie: hazel! hazel! why are you naked?

hazel: oh my god, oh my god, how did you get in here? i thought the door was locked!

jamie: um, no! but your f-cking p-ssy ain’t locked that’s for d-mn sure

c-nic: whoa whoa, wh- what seems to be the issue here?

jamie: i see your still with mr. rapper c-nic

c-nic: who even is this girl?

hazel: c-nic, you remember my girlfriend right?

c-nic’s head: f-ck whameis her name, j, j, j, i know its a j
jordan? jess? joy?
jasmine rolls off pretty smoothly
but she looks more like a jordan anyway

c-nic: uh, course i remember, it’s uhh, jordan?

[verse 2: c-nic]
whoo
and that was it
i f-cked a couple letters up, the b-tch just threw a fit
and they
both bounced
what now
my plans the only thing to ever go down on me
it’s a pain in the, -ss cheeks
but f-ck a b-tch when i got money
spent 3 hunnid last week
i like movies
for half price
is it tuesday?
that was last night
i’ve been mixing all my days up ’cause i’m mixing yellow right
in the kitchen whipping pitchers ’cause we outta crystal light
caught chilling in the living getting higher then a kite
i like to stick to bong but all my b-tches ripping pipe
(“i need the money that you came with!”)
i brought all the liquor in this b-tch and ain’t n0body say sh-t?
took 2 bottles and i closet ’em like g-y kids
i watch these f-ck boys always act like they’re amazing
i’m on my own page in my own lane on my own sh-t
know this

[outro: c-nic, hazel, jamie]

hazel: b-tch, you got spider webs in yo’ p-ssy

jamie: ahha, a few spiderwebs ain’t gonna compare to yo’ pubic hair, sh-ts like on dat sh-t waikiki beach with all them crabs

hazel: you gonna spit at my girl like that c-nic?

c-nic: what the fu-

hazel: imma go finna find myself a d-ck that will do work on my p-ssy

jamie: yeah b-tch, got toes farther than that d-ck!

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