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café stifflered - hermitbang (creeper's revenge) lyrics

[intro]
listen hermits, we’ve been waiting along time to drop this
and now, now you’re done

[verse 1]
back in 2019 the dream team and g+team thought they’d be fiends
increasing the amount of smoke that’s getting blown among the hermits
but if anyone knows about blowin’ up, it’s us
don’t get too nervous
let’s go over some old news: i’ll be here from the start to the end
but it felt cold when you went bold and loco and you didn’t even write my name with your pen
so let’s get started with doceminem
yeah, i’m gonna pop you again
with the holiest odious super fire always raging within
the og g+o+a+t of mc
you see, grian? they can only see me creeping
and hissing as i peek behind you scheming
put respect on my name or i’m gonna leave your b+tt screaming
your redstone can’t delay the lesson that we’ve gotta teach
and welsknight cannot build a kingdom with a wall we cannot breach
the only hope you have is when you see us givin’ out a screech
cry to your friends to dig you out the hole you got in with your speech

[hook]
hermit bang, hermit bang, hermit bang, hermit bang
hermit bang, hermit bang, hermit bang, hermit bang
hermit bang, hermit bang, hermit bang, hermit bang
hermit bang, hermit bang, hermit bang, hermit bang
[verse 2]
there’s no falsification of conversation that you’re getting served
let me go back when your mind cracked
you’re on my track and oh no you cannot swerve
’cause these rails they do not curve, and you’re headed right to your
impact with the pickaxe made of sick facts when i spit these words
speakin about sick facts you know that’s harder than nether right?
been got so many times it’s now an impulse, no fight, only flight
some mumbo jumbo bout takin’ us out, but you know, that’s alright
we’ll keep comin’ back, numbers on our side
you cannot end our might
on a scale from 1 to 10, i rate him ears bleeding again
gotta rename your green blocks to something like “why’s+he+so+loudium?”
yo, why are you pouting man? you know that i am a fan
but if you’re gonna use our green style, pay us our dividend
you try to corral us and we’ll just sp+wn right behind you
wait until you’ve got some diamond gear then do what we gotta do
but we’re patient, we know when the timing is right to move
drop in like bombs from the ceiling (b+o+o), boo!

[verse 3]
we’re gonna give it to ya that you gave it your best
but why haven’t you replied to my dm’s, x?
assume avoidance is the only way you’ll pass our test
believe a lie, try to get away
we’ll be there, flex
but yo’ hills are lookin kinda nice this time of day
with the dawn sun rising, what was i tryin’ to say?
get hypnotizd by our renderin’ of dogs in the bay
think you’ve won? you’ve just jumped in our special hermit souffle

[interlude]
but now the time’s nigh for the lime guy to climb high
it’s a tight vine but my rhyme’s grime
and you know i’m primed for a mine crime!
take a moment to prepare your last meal before the next verse

[verse 4]
i’m the real stress monster, call miss cleo
predict the crown’ll sit upon my head while millions of people
enjoy this old+timey beef stew i serve with chianti
no tinfoil hats, just a boss chef, the real king ramsay
and after they’ve enjoyed the good times with this meal
the people dance the tango as i’m coming in for the steal
and redefining this ethos, you know i’m keeping it real
[outro]
i have no idea how to include jevin, xb, or zedaph in my rhymes
but we’ll still blow them up, too
ha! ya feel?
who won? who’s next?
epic craft battles of history!

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