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cal moncrieffe - your nan lyrics

[intro]
evacuate your nan’s
there’s gonna be a fire, fire

[verse 1]
oi, mate, how you doing; just chilling here
with your nan and an ice cold root beer (root beer)
you really don’t wanna mess with me
your nan and i are watching ‘bargain hunt’ on tv
i hope that me and you are still alright
i’m up with your nan all day and all night
hope that doesn’t get between us
’cause right now, we’re watching ‘the inbetweeners’
(“how much lego can you stuff up your bum?”)

[verse 2]
there’s something i need to say
i really need to know if it’s ok
i could be your second granddad-ay
’cause she means the world to m-ay
i know there’s a sixty year age gap
but, you know, i’m cool with that
i just love everything about her
from her rotten feet to her messy hair, oh that’s right

[hook]
i want your nan
so d-mn bad
i want your lovely nan
i want your nan
i want her, want her
i want your lovely nan
so d-mn bad
i want your nan
i wan- oh cr-p

[verse 3]
ok, that was out of hand, i apologise
just thinking about your nan, and her floppy thighs
ok, i’m sorry, but i need to get your nan’s trolley
she can’t walk without it, else she looks like a wally
enough about me, how’ve you been?
really? that’s cool, i’m just taking out your nan’s bins
i wouldn’t call myself her helper
[?]
but with me, she thinks i’m funny; she loves me
ok, i’m sorry, but it’s just the truth
you’re probably wondering, how did this happen?

[outro]
um, i —
i really don’t know, dude
um — your nan…
she’s a really nice lady, i just hope…
never send her this…
out of the greatest respect…
uh, i’m really sorry for singing this song
please don’t break my back
ok, i’m off the track

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