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calvin wilkerson - assus sucksus, and the philosopher's cumsock lyrics

sometimes, when i’m alone, i think of p+ssing in drew carey’s mouth
that’s how i feel every time i get lonely. he doesn’t seem to care about me at all, just wants to be with me. it’s weird to me that someone i care about would do that to me
you’re the type of person who’s going to have s+x with someone if they’re in your life for a while. i’m sorry you feel that way and wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. good luck to you and your attempts to not be lonеly!
my parents are always on my ass, all the timе. they want me to be someone else. they don’t even know me and they talk like they do. i can’t get away from them and i have no life
sometimes, when i feel like i’m alone, i just wanna walk into the sunset and be gone. i want to leave this boring place. i’m a person with a future and potential. i can do whatever i want to do. i don’t need anyone, especially not someone like me. i don’t need no man
it’s really hard for me to talk to you about this. it’s hard to make friends here. i feel alone and so far away from you. i hate this world and this stupid town. i hate it all. i’m glad that you were the last person i ever spoke to. i would’ve hated to hate anyone else. i have never been so happy to lose a friend
don’t worry, i’m fine. sometimes i really do feel like that
is this what h+ll looks like? are you some kind of devil?
that sounds like that sounds fun. you’re so good at lying. do that again. tell another person what they want to hear. tell a woman that you love her! who the h+ll am i? i never know what it feels like to say that and to actually really mean it. do you know how that feels? how do i know? because i told people that that feeling actually existed!
you seem like a demon to me. you just destroyed my soul. there’s nothing good about you, or for that matter, anyone else. they all make me want to die from boredom. that isn’t even an exaggeration. these days they even tell good jokes on television. this town is nothing but stupid people
my brain is just as blank as they are. and the few friends that i still have? i wish they would die, like all of these other people, because of how stupid and shallow they are. i wish i never saw a person so stupid. they think just the sight of my bare br++sts will save them
these guys never understand anything i say. i always have to keep talking to them. i’m just as dumb when i walk as when i do, except not. i might be an actual human being in a second, but so long as their dumb asses are talking stupid i’m gonna be the laughing stock of the universe. i can say anything and nothing matters. what the h+ll is a person like that like when you walk past them? they have no opinion, and n0body looks at them, so no opinions are being formed
they’re the kind of people who think that just telling you what to think does anything good to the people they care so much about. you’re a big bully. you’ve beaten me for nothing, i can’t escape. i’m not as smart, but i can feel myself grow smarter. i wish they would go away. we’re gonna burn you to death. goodbye
have you ever dreamed about living inside big bird’s b+llsack? i think i did once or twice. i’d even watch this thing. why am i on this dumb stage in front of all these people with me playing this f+cking stupid game? why the h+ll!?
where do all the voices come from if there aren’t really talking animals? there’s no way people can make up an animal name so perfectly. maybe those aren’t their real b+ttholes… there isn’t anything more wrong than seeing a bunch of different animals in a row without their genitals to hold it in any different. i wonder if there are kids, little boys pretending to talk after they see this so their dad has the exact same story to tell him in some way
why do so many girls seem the same after this game just so many of their vagines get seen? and what do women want when they watch p+rn? how weird is this?
this could happen to anyone’s genitals at any given time at any age
it always strikes me so weird when i realize where animals actually do really sh+tty things to get attention. i think i heard a few things about monkeys m+st+rbating to the point of bleeding. i just want to be honest and that’s the most natural activity in my eye right now. it’s just what people are there for, a nice place to p++p
you’re all going to die! you’re so mean! get lost if this makes no sense. i wouldn’t be shocked if someone had a d+ck as wide as an elephant. just for show how stupid you and other people think i am. my family doesn’t ever give me any attention so i can go see the stupid little girls having night terrors after. when you get scared after eating a handful of candy, just imagine how i used to be inside something like you. now i think that you should die
so many girls, so many f+cking boyfriends, but that’s what i want anyways + someone to want to talk to me, and not talk just because they wanna see more genitals, if i am in their house. the more often a people gets to speak with someone the happier you are and more willing to not give up when times get stressful, and it gets really f+cking stressful after hearing these weird things. i was right the f+cking time and got this feeling when i started to do what you tell me to do, but not
these things are starting to creep out into the real world that we live in but none have ever been explained as being for the worst. why do people not f+cking say something if that happened to them at a party where they saw something weird? you guys need to get on the ball and talk to whoever, but if it gets a long time then i wish they would just go so i can see my family
this just isn’t right. nothing good happens when you guys do that. these things should come together to make it better when a girl needs to talk and is going through some kind of a problem. i mean at least something like a platinum medal or some weird thing!
so far you didn’t get me all fired up so it’s a good thing i was here on stage with all of you dummies, or maybe just you. get on the ball
get on the ball
get on the ball
get on the ball
get on the ball
get on the ball
get on the ball
get on the ball
get on the ball
get on the ball
get on the ball
get on the ball
get on the ball
get on the ball
get on the ball
get on the f+cking ball
why the f+ck is this getting on my nerves so bad!? it should really only make me swe…i’m sorry what were ye talking+ oooohh! my+god! i’m still standing after taking down those two asscracks! kurt is outside drinking the milk, so when we finish he said to use his sword like the sword
alma did it
after, while they were having s+x upstairs she says…hey wait that milk and bread wasn’t a whole lot to feed four other people………you b+st+rd!!!
+crummel crumml.. +crummy.. +mucc+ so much milk. now your body is on it’s way
goodbye

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