calvitron - classroom freestyle lyrics
{skit}
tyrone: hey sup 50 cal, what’s happening
50 cal: nothing much tyrone, i was just showing my homie sakari my latest album
tyrone: dope man, and how did that go
50 cal: pretty good man, i even got h-llo kitty spandex underwear from some random dude out there
tyrone: you’re weird as cr-p bruh
50 cal: dude that gave us them ended up wearing see-through h-llo kitty spandex underwear though, so things got weird
tyrone: like i said, you weird as cr-p bruh
teacher: okay guys cl-ss has started, now i need you guys to get your textbooks out & do pages 6-66. these are due by the end of cl-ss today. let’s get to work
tyrone: man, this is bull cr-p
50 cal: i know right, here drop a beat real quick. i’ve got some cr-p i wanna talk about the school system
tyrone: aright
(verse 1)
the conductor walks in the factory room
says welcome everyone to the cl-ssroom
i’m the teacher, & i give all the orders
so everything here must be in order
you must raise your hand for you to go speak
and you must ask permission to go pee
gotta make sure that you get that a
so we can ship you out here with a good grade
to do the rest of controlling your systems
so make sure that all of you listen
that even with a 4.0 you see
all you are to them is grade a meat
chorus (x4)
so i might not make it to school next day
school next day
school next day
(verse 2)
wonder why i used that to describe school
cause its made to make factory workers
which was needed back in the day that’s cool
but that way will no longer work for us
no need to know how to cut frogs the right way
teach us the sk!lls for when we move away
were taught for the future, with ways of the past
it’s what we learn, not just if we p-ss
the standardized test maker said it’s bad
and so the fact it even exists is bad
but if you drop out the life you get is cr-p
that’s how they keep you inside the trap
chorus (x4)
(verse 3)
now i’m not saying just to go drop out
no this ain’t what this is all about
just saying we need to change how we do this
& stop making people feel like they’re stupid
they trying to teach fish how to climb trees
saying why does no-one listen to wise old me
maybe teach people from their interests
so less people will break from paying of interest
and i can see how complex math helps the brain
but it’s not more important than basic 1st aid
they teach fake numbers instead of cpr
they are k!lling dudes by not teaching (that part)
so as i walk out of that factory
i think “i won’t drop out that’ll ruin me
but imma teach myself, quit acting like a fool
cause screw the school system imma be my own school
chorus
so imma be my own school today
school today
school today
so imma be my own school today
school today
school today
so imma get my own knowledge today
knowledge today
knowledge today
cause i won’t let the schools let me be played
not today
not today
chorus (x4)
so i might not make it to school next day
school next day
school next day
{skit}
teacher: hey, no rapping in the cl-ssroom, we don’t allow that kind of devil worshopry here
50 cal: fine
teacher: cl-ss is done, make sure to turn in your -ssignments before you leave today
tyrone: finally
50 cal: yo man, you still down to hang tonight?
tyrone: yea man, i just gotta go to the bathroom real quick before we go
50 cal: aright man
tyrone: be right back
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