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camboi smif - god's onlyfans lyrics

[verse 1]
i’m not a man of belief
but i believe this
if there wasn’t a god
we wouldn’t be sh+t
nowadays, it’s nothin but
atheists and hedonists
everybody’s godless, thinkin
we ain’t even need him
people claimin’ they christians
but they ain’t meanin’ it
they got the bible on a shelf
but they ain’t readin’ it
i asked a dude last week if he
knew who saint peter is—he said
peter griffin from family guy?
(is) dat who you mean, kid?
it seems this kinda sh+t is
lost on this generation
we need to think of new ways
to make ‘еm pay attention
it’ll take creativе strength
and some innovation, or
maybe the invention we need
is already in existence
what the frick are
all the cool kids doin?
besides pullin they d+ck
to p+rnographic movies
wait, hold up, okay
this might sound stupid (but)
bare with me for second
cuz i might have a solution
[hook] x2
what if god had an onlyfans?
and you and i were his only fans?
what if that was his only plan?
would you subscribe to his onlyfans?

[verse 2]
what kinda content do ya
think god would post
would he do boy/girl (or)
would he just roll solo?
and if he did boy/girl, would
he be the boy or the girl
some seem to think he’s a boy’n
some seem to think she’s a girl
and some seem to think
that god is gender neutral
personally, i don’t think
such discourse is useful
for me, i’ve always seen
god as a metaphysical sorta
concept used to describe an
abstract force that’s spiritual
truly picturing that with
an onlyfans is an odd thing
do ya think god would post
any scooby doo cosplay?
or would he be just another
one of those f+ckin’ c+nts
who don’t even post nudes’n still
want like twenty five dollas a month
man, if that’s the case, then
i ain’t godd+mn subscribin’
i’d rather jack off to donald
trump and joe biden (d+mn)
it’d be nice if those fellas
ever made a joint one, or maybe
if god ever had em as guests
on his for a threesome
[hook] x2
what if god had an onlyfans?
and you and i were his only fans?
what if that was his only plan?
would you subscribe to his onlyfans?

[verse 3]
lord please
give me
a free, sub+scrip+tion
for the first month
i swear
i’ll give
my soul, to christ right
when the sun’s up
i know i’ve been f+ckin’ up
i know i’m doin too many drugs
i been hangin’ round too many thugs
and i haven’t shown you any love
but you know i would subscribe
to ya m+th+f+ckin onlyfans
if ya ever made an onlyfans
lord, please make an onlyfans
god, please make an onlyfans
we really need an onlyfans
and maybe also a tiktok (but)
god, at least make an onlyfans
[hook] x2
what if god had an onlyfans?
and you and i were his only fans?
what if that was his only plan?
would you subscribe to his onlyfans?

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