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cameron esposito - woman who doesn't sleep with men lyrics

ladies and gentelman, cameron esposito! (cheers) portland, how are you?
please hear it for
she was amazing!
uh, it is great to see you guys!
great to see you
you look amazing
i also, look amaing
and, i, i, notice some of you are takin’ in my look, so i will answer a couple of questions you might have in you minds
um, yeah, lets start right up top
as you can tell by my haircut, i am a thundercat
and also a giant lesbian!
of course i am!
of course i am!
of course i am
i have a side-mullet!
i look like most of portland’s men!
when i was walking on stage not too long ago, and before i even hit the mic., before i even hit the mic., this dude sittin’ in the front row he just yells out at me. ”
you look like a woman who dosn’t sleep with men.” he yelled that at me like as if i don’t know
he yelled that at me like as if i was gonna’ like “what do ya” mean?
is it the vest?’
he yelled that at me like i grew up on a g-y island with a g-y vollyball and i’d never seen a straight person
he yelled that at me like i thought it was gonna’ be a suprise and an insult
now here’s the thing, i look like a woman who dosn’t sleep with men because i am a lesbian
and that’s one of the biggest parts; not sleeping with men!
that’s one of the biggest parts of being a lesbian, and, if your a lesbian, your not bummbed about it
i cannot tell you this strongly engough
like, this look, this is on purpose
to atract women!
so, if your a guy out their and your like: ”
i’m not sure if i’m into that!” to you i say, sir, there is no chance, that you are less into me, than i am into you

- cameron esposito lyrics

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