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cameron stathopoulos - devin birthday rap lyrics

[intro: voicemail & cameron stathopoulos]
your call has been forwarded to voicemail, the person you’re trying to reach is not available, at the tone please record your message, when you have finished recording you may hang up
hey uh its cam i know you have trouble answering calls, uh, anyways thought i’d leave you a little voice message, just wanted to wish you a happy birthday, i wasn’t able to give you your birthday beatings, so thought i’d do it verbally
now lets get this sh+t

[verse 1: cameron stathopoulos]
congrats on the g2, now lets see you touch 2gs
dog youre not even close to me
im
while you copy stackoverflow my stacks overflow

i know what you’re thinking
these bars are gonna push you to drinking
get drunk off a cider, can’t handle a glassful
alky make you gassy, farting an assful
smell like sh+t, use some to cover up
got the job without an interview, tell hr bayram covered up
secrets out, sweat accumlatin’ at the corners of your mouth
getting tired? need a break? how ’bout a month?

[verse 2: cameron stathopoulos]
morals are twisted no doubt
claim you’re asian for clout
dripping with yellow face like you stepped out the wrong golden shower
making everyone cringe as you say “itidakimas” before you devour
seen you caked up in korean make up
better wake up
whole personalities made up
had enough, hear the gong, sh+ts gone on for too long
let me give you a little lesson ’bout the difference between white and wong
just because of your eyes doesn’t mean you get to tell lais about your origin
just because of your brow don’t make you a chau coating the chicken to fry orange in
your d+ck size however is a point i gotta give to you
tucked in some 3 buck briefs you could barely afford offa temu
youre born
just and stop this self+intolerance
if you keep faking it there’s gonna be trouble
line up the sights and stare you down like justin ‘round a mixed+race couple
[verse 3: cameron stathopoulos]
the whole animal kingdom has you jerkin your inchworm
keep l+stin after young pups and you’re gonna need a law firm
b+tch im so rich i all i need to control you

not you when you’re hungry, flip a snickers down just to feel the vein
bottoms up cuz everyone knows you love rubbing up against the grain
whip out my d+ck and make you scream as i spread your buns with my baguette
knew you were a freak when you moaned to put it back ina ‘gain
ain’t very surprising that this
why do you manscape your ass, trim the bush and mow the perimeter?
a wise man told me the answer: he who cleans his house expects visitors
still claim you’re straight? are you f+cking kidding me?

let me solve that, kidnap, hit you in the head with the thinker (objection!)
strap you down and blast that sissy hypno, turn you into the twinkler

[verse 4: cameron stathopoulos]

you wanna to be the main character so bad yet youre neglectin the story

presentin a facade for the world, thinking he masking
sharing his shallow opinions, but n0bodys asking
a wise man speaks because he has wisdom to display
a fool speaks because he has to have something to say
always trying to
if i see you in the streets someones gonna get hurt
run you over with my looking s+xy
leave you flat like the chest on your women, sorry your ex’y
waiting for the switch made some headlines
pop out with a switch, leave you lead lined
have you seeing spots like a sip of shroom tea
the only thing filling your vision is me
a life of lies flashes before your eyes
meme account claimed to fame, now you’re washed up in the beaches
talkin’ bout your next big move, how youre gonna beat this
ideas so goofy, got me hungry for chinese
snap you back to reality, got you left like swiss cheese
after your bled white from your holes, il slip in a nut from a tree
and leave your cold body dead at the bottom of (f+ckin) waverly

[outro]
anyway man
for real though devin
happy 23rd thats old, thats unc status, thats crazy
im , il see you then, peace

- cameron stathopoulos lyrics

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