canaldo - linguine ting lyrics
[intro: panto jack]
on october 2nd 2020, a boy fell in the portobello c+n+l
shortly after, a prophet rose from the smack riddled waters
with the guidance of panto jack and the prince of hungary
he would be put on his path to greatness
may he w+nk in peace
[verse 1: c+n+ldo]
stepping up to the plate
see me in a state
all i do is m+st+rbate
i’m my own mini me
small me, small d
always searching for a gee
bout to show you all my talents
gonna have you all in bits
on a bike, i couldn’t balance
but c+n+ldo never trips
never miss a bar man
i’ll show you the sheets
always know the barman
he’ll get me the seats
[bridge: c+n+ldo]
the healing process from being
a small f+cking c+nt
and also, a bit of a nonce
gylfi sigurðsson, i hope you take notes pal
we can both be nonces together
and i will have more growth than you will ever have
[verse 2: c+n+ldo]
women have me up the wall
stay in the darts hall
where im never off the ball
pats supporter all me life
never short a sharp knife
richmond’s where i’ll find me wife
slaying up in finglas
eatin all these 4 in 1s
leave no job unfinished
down all the breadcrumbs
prepare to be chokeslammed
prepare to be amazed
cause im bout to go ham
grab a bowl of krave
[outro: panto jack]
you will follow him on a journey
told to you by the man himself
one of self+discovery and self+destruction
this is the story of a man named c+n+ldo
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