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canibus – 100 bars lyrics

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yeah, that? s the beat right there
i? m about to black out with 100 bars
on some professional sh-t
so don? t try this at home, yo, yo, yo, yo

my style of rhymin’ is ancient like aztecs an’ mayans
because i recognize it? s all about timin’
me an’ my freestyle alliance practicin’ african voodoo science
in front of 20 foot bonfires

lookin’ skyward, calculatin’
may 5, 2000, the nine planets? ll be in alignment
the arrival of the prophet in the c-ckpit
of a starship the size of the hale bopp comet

with mercury ion rockets
an’ a big -ss ‘canibus comin’ soon’ poster on the side of it
i? m known geographically an’ intergalactically
that? s why i got extraterrestrials that wanna battle me

they even tried kidnappin’ me an’ they would? ve sn-tched me
if their craft didn? t get trapped in the earth? s gravity
engines started to fail, crashed into a farmer? s field
an’ that? s really what caused ‘roswell’

undercover operatives workin’ for com 12
disguised as a n-gg-, signed with a record deal
lyrically i? m off scale
so all hail or get tossed towards h-ll, whatever y? all feel

bruisin’ n-gg-s, confusin’ n-gg-s
like chip fu from the fu schnickens
hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles
hear the wild wolf growl
styles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds

whack n-gg-s wanna be down but it? s not allowed
interrupt the cipher unannounced an’ you? ll get punched in the mouth
with the southpaw southern fist
i? ll bust your sh-t, swell your lip an’ get the bubba shrimp

back the tougher sh-t, what a wimp
you giant goliath, n-gg-s get shot with a rubber sling
i? m an experiment gone bad
my brainwaves on an encephalograph
show that i? m stark ravin’ mad

your whole scientific staff? ll get killed in a nuclear blast
when i throw the formula stashed in my hand
flammable liquids in the lab explode
an’ you get stabbed with all the flyin’ gl-ss

trained to blow up commercial aircrafts
trained in chemical weapons cl-ss
just to see how long a n-gg-‘s breath? ll last, i put him in a leather mask
spray his -ss with a can of pepper gas
then watch him grab his neck an’ gag

watch the n-gg- choke to death as i laugh
? you wanna battle?, is the type of question you should never ask
n-gg-, pick a tougher task, see who the f-ck? ll last
whoever lose? ll get a solderin’ iron up the -ss

you need to recognize, my hand is quicker than the eye
quicker than the 5 speed jamiroquai drives
a lifespan longer than 9 lives, infinite rhymes that can? t die
a n-gg- with a divine mind

i dedicate this to the wise, dedicate it to dames
dividin’ myself into 100 ten times
you can? t deny the offerin’s an offer
flows that glow with aurora? s the spark of light
water fly like a saucer with the torque of a porsche

murder a million mcs, then autograph all of their coffins
been gettin’ it on since i been born an’ i? m a live long
an’ i? m a be gettin’ it on till i? m gone
look at all the stages i been on, all the songs that i spit on

i took an oath to rip everything i get on
a n-gg- like me should have carpal tunnel syndromes
in the wrist bones from grippin’ microphones this long
i? m just a small fish in a big pond

an’ gets p-ssed off whenever i get picked on
n-gg- try to flip an’ get flipped on
my army march, a million strong
like the nation of islam, with suede timbs on

extremely hostile
fully armed troops dressed in frog suits an’ night vision goggles
a lyrical lynch mob, sh-ttin’ on n-gg-s
drawn to a hideous form with h-rns an’ a mink on

duckin’ down low like vietnam fightin’ the vietcong
screamin’,? incoming? when i see a bomb
speak to your leader, surrender your arms
you need about a million more soldiers to even the odds

plus 800, 000 to even consider a war
an’ 200, 000 more to even look hard
you better drop your flag an’ withdraw
my cavalry charge accompanied by a blizzard of wicked metaphors

an’ smash y? all
attach y? all to the back of my horse
an’ drag y? all across the motherf-ckin’ asphalt
9 outta 10 n-gg-s is frauds

you know who you are always talkin’ about your b-tches an’ your cars
your jewelry an’ your girls, it? s like we from two different worlds
you motherf-ckers really get on my nerves
’cause i? m beyond them, on some futuristic cyborg sh-t

i close my eyes when i freestyle, so i could read what picture crossed in
then raise my arms like a sorcerer an’ cast a fireball into the audience
to barbecue your brain organs
you feel like you? ve been thrown in a microwave oven

i flame broil suckers an’ hit? em with some more sh-t
the raw sh-t, call my reinforcements, the four hors-m-n
take a big piece of chalk an’ draw a line across the stage pulpit
i dare a motherf-cker to cross it

i? ll even call my man, black rob at two in the mornin’
tell him it? s important, tell him to call sting
3 way an’ sing a chorus
break your camcorders so you motherf-ckers can? t record it

call the news, i? ll kill your reporters
start a lawsuit, i? ll kill your lawyers
f-ck the soft sh-t an’ f-ck what y? all think
my alb-m? s gold ’cause my alb-m was the bomb, sh-t

y? all n-gg-s got your -ss beat ’cause you asked for it
got your picture taken an’ put in a tabloid
’cause you a man an’ you like to touch little boys
you f-ck ’em in the -ss, then you give? em cash for it

that? s some sick sh-t, homeboy
a hundred years ago, they? d have took you to see sigmund freud
you fraudulent, feminine, fragile as a feather is
with an effortless blow, i? ll crack your whole skeleton

you think you? re better than canibus, where? s the evidence?
you got below average intelligence an’ poor penmanship
you need to shut the f-ck up ’cause your breath stink
take fifty cents an’ purchase a pack of peppermints

battlin’ me? you never win
you thought you was the only n-gg- that could sneak a weapon in?
n-gg-, guess again, ’cause after i? m finished wreckin’ this sh-t
i? m a drink a whole bottle of henney an’ go f-ck a lesbian

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