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cannonball statman - autumn plum lyrics

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i’m walking in the woods in the english countryside
a few weeks ago
and i’m alone
and i’m lost

suddenly
i see a wild turkey walking around in the woods with me
and this turkey has a big red hipster beard
and i’m like
“whoa”
i’ve never seen a turkey with a hipster beard

and there’s another turkey
and another one
like ten turkeys
in these woods with me
and all of them have big red hipster beards

so i’m like
“i’m gonna take out my phone
and take some pictures of these turkeys
to show my friends in brooklyn”

so i take out my phone
and it has this blue case
this weird blue case
and it’s not my case
and it’s not my phone
and i’m like
“i guess this is my phone”

so while i’m taking pictures of these turkeys
these other turkeys
these light blue turkeys
transparent cyan tinted turkeys
with big dark blue hipster beards
start appearing
materializing randomly
in these woods
from all directions
hundreds of ’em

and i’m like
“i’ve never seen anything like this before”

i’ve never seen anything
and to think

back home
a man walks into a train station
and just starts flatlining
and all the emperors of infancy sit and stare
at everything or something becoming nothing
while sir subway masturbator in the corner f-cks off

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