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capdude - local menace lyrics

[intro]
shhh get the f+ck down
(you see them?)
yeah, right there
(got you, pig)

[chorus]
if you can’t handle things that i say
then go the other way
if you can’t handle things that i say
you should go the other way
[verse 1]
f+ck this f+ck you f+ck me
f+ck who
yeah f+ck you too b+tch
i cause sh+t its what i do
so don’t complain
when i smack you and wack you
with a double sided blades
but i don’t cut you
i smack you
so no blood just bruises
it’s abusive like lawsuits i’m through with
so who the f+ck you think you talking to b+tch

[bridge]
f+ck
f+ck f+ck
who f+cking cares b+tch
(you can’t swear)
b+tch where
get outta here

[verse 2]
i cause problems cause i can
not cause i want to
i flaunt it like wh0res do
next step i take this bullet and
put it through you
no gun just bullet i smack it through you
till the face turns blue
hide you in acid melt you down like b bad
as in breaking bad but the only thing i’m breaking is your head with a bat
this album makes you mad
i’m glad cause its the best one that i’ve ever f+cking had
its pretty rad it costs zero cad
(what the f+ck how is that)
because these wack hoes
think all my songs are f+cking trash
and i can’t rap
so if i put a price on it i won’t get cr+p
[chorus]
if you can’t handle things that i say
then go the other way
if you can’t handle things that i say
you should go the other way

[verse 3]
i had to get this out of my system
so i don’t grab people with a fist and hit em
aggressive is the best i can do but the best i can do is shoot up a school
it went from a love story to a story of why i gotta be so sorry for lyrics i wrote for me
and that other guy
but its my story so i ain’t sorry
so mind your own business and f+ck off from my story its boring you want none of this glory your wh0rey sorry ass don’t understand what’s soaring
so shut up before i show you h++rding
when imma i say imma k!ll you and bury you in foiling just know that i ain’t toying

[chorus]
if you can’t handle things that i say
then go the other way
if you can’t handle things that i say
you should go the other way

[verse 4]
think i give a sh+t what i say
i say it just to give you some play
cause other then my lyrics i’m the cleanest
i say what rhymes nearest
or what’s the meanest
act like you can’t see through this
see through list of uncanny rhymes
that seem to hit
a nerve
like a cope and switch
copenhagen turn
while i’m screaming in a joke pitch
you choke on d+ck
i joke on deck
you take a hit
i take it back
take another hit
jump off a bridge and land on my back
and break my neck
so who do you think you talking to b+tch
capdude or that let down piece of sh+t
a f+cking liar or a disappointment
a go to er
or a failed appointment
when i’m done with you
your gonna need some ointment
like a burn victim
is my point made yet?
have i made it
i’m not g+y in any way even if i say i am
i can’t trust my own words i say godd+mn
sh+t
how the f+ck am i supposed to run from the cops and shut the f+ck up when i’m such a f+ck up
middle finger stuck up
lookin for me in a dump truck cause they found a body under my trunk
i wasn’t lying when i said this album would be
vulgure as f+ck
but i won’t flunk
like columbine when it
was shot up
[chorus 2]
if you can’t handle things that i say
then go the other way
if you can’t handle things that i say
you should go the other way

if you can’t handle things that i
if you can’t handle things that i

[verse 5]
just for a bit of history
i wanna make it known
that i’m on histamine
and i’m on my own
if this don’t get more then a hundred
views per song
i’ll be f+cking p+ssed at me
like my ex when she left
after she kissed at me
hissed at me
and made a list of mean
reasons why she glad
she left me for an actual wife beating
keister egg of a human being
do you miss me?
cause i’m a menace
not a monster
unlike jeffery dahmer
i want you to know i wasn’t kidding
i will not ponder
when i say i’ll cut your head off
stand there longer
cause
you’ll be a f+cking goner

[chorus]
if you can’t handle things that i say
then go the other way
if you can’t handle things that i say
you should go the other way

[outro]
f+ck all of people you’re all ass kissing
imma go to the mall
order a sub
and ask for everything

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