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capdude - pervert lyrics

[intro]
i don’t wanna go in the girls bathroom
i wanna go in the girls bedroom
what’s this sh+t on neptune
i can’t find it what the heck dude
no wonder what made us break up in two

[verse 1]
this b+tch won’t even send me nudes what’s the issue
i even got tissues to jerk off to this b+tch to
(i don’t care)
man this girls 12 are you outta your hair
get outta there before i buy a gun and shoot your head bare pierre
now he’s running back to the candy truck
got air heads starburst and too much trust
give them candy then he thrust
anyways enough with the pеdo stuff
they lgbt you can’t f+ck them up
g+ys don’t approve
such luck
instеad of a homicide just f+cking lock them up
call a hit and stab em up with a sharp toothbrush and a paper cup
i call block c to f+ck them up
[chorus]
pervert this pervert that
we all watch p+rn
what’s wrong with that

pervert this pervert that
we all watch p+rn
what’s wrong with that

[verse 2]
call me a pervert cause i wann a stick a d+ck up your skirt
hey
mr let down
(oh f+ck it’s this guy)
yeah its this guy
still here with blood in his eye
hopefully not aids blood cause he’ll probably die
it’s fine the probability is lower then a dime
so its like around five
but what’s in his eye
it’s from a bunch of f+cking kittens
he cut them up and sliced and diced
minced meat with ice
put lice on top and fed it to a kike
wait this sh+t ain’t taste good
you don’t like
eat it up sl+t
alright
it’s going good
thats what you say when you wish you could
it can’t be going great when your hand is halfway up your face and you smell like olay and mace
so alone you still gotta m+st+rbate
it’s your only trait
this b+tch won’t even send me nudes what’s the issue
i got tissues to jerk off to this b+tch too
she said she like d+ck
not mine though
so i said
i like cl+t not hers though
she got so mad tried to cancel me i’m fine though this dumb b+tch forgot i can’t hit high notes cause i choke
but not on d+ck like that hoe
maybe next time think twice
in time foe
your shoes
your cleats
want them to beat my meat
and step on my f+cking b+lls like a waffle machine
my name is let down
and i’m so pretty
but i’m also a little petty
i jerk on the food store
cause my change was off by a penny
i got hoes i got plenty
i had this one fat chick
who gave my ass a bone
then she melt my f+cking d+ck with acetone
[chorus]
pervert this pervert that
we all watch p+rn
what’s wrong with that

pervert this pervert that
we all watch p+rn
what’s wrong with that

[verse 3]
why the f+ck you gonna arrest a k!ller
when the only thing he k!lling is pedos
so b+tch
the kids or the pedos
which side you gonna take
the men in speedos or the kids in rose pedals
cops still searching for answers in meadows
f+ck this world put the pigs in a kennel
like a farm animal that’s doesn’t sweat
through though
i bet you don’t even know what the f+ck you’ve been told to do
when i was a kid i got a d+ck shoved down my throat like a pill
he told me
hey buddy lets go back here just you and me
don’t tell anyone what you’re about to go through cause i might just k!ll you
i didn’t tell anyone that cause i didn’t
i was so scared i didn’t wanna end up like tim buck two
but now i feel safe to let it all out on you
cause
what the f+ck you gonna do
whoops f+ggot
now everyone knows why i was raped and how
probably cause i was a stupid f+cking kid who didn’t know what it was about
i trusted you thought you were just gonna talk to me
then you pulled down your pants and made me suck your pee pee
so this is my confession i’m letting it all out about that one time i learned what the world was about
i hope this b+tch cries for help when he dies in a fire that i lit in his house

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