capitol steps – loonies of the right lyrics
h-llo, i’m senator dianne feinstein! we are here tonight to discuss the new attorney general senator john ashcroft. senator kennedy would you like to make a statement?
uh, well i would just like to say that i, uh…well, that is, the women of america know that they have a friend in the senior senator from m-ssaquitic, and, uh, chapachusetts, uh…now, we have noticed a certain pattern…
uh, excuse me, thank you very much, senator kennedy. we will now hear a statement from the new attorney general john ashcroft!
i see sins
i lend throughout the nation
life begins
at senate confirmation
don’t you love the right-wing fringe?
when we eat, our jaws unhinge
now that i’m attorney general, i might
give power to the loonies of the right
we prefer our ice hockey teams
with no left wing
if you jay-walk three times
strike three, you’re out
how we love every dying baby seal
in a cream sauce, it’s a tasty little meal
i get vexed when two men are romancing
don’t like s-x, ’cause s-x can lead to dancing
now i know you may have read
that i lost to someone dead
and my seat was taken by that dead man’s wife
i guess that is the reason i’m pro-life
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