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capser - trumps relationship lyrics

(intro)
i never went to the island, that’s what i always say
28 flights on the lolita, but i turned the other way
little st. james looked lovely, but mar+a+lago’s fine
i like ’em on the younger side… wait, no, scratch that line!
i said “fully developed,” brother, you know what i mean
i was just checkin’ the real estate, keepin’ my hands real clean

(verse 1)
i did not fly that airplane… more than four or five times
left hillary with chelsea, said “boys’ trip, no crimes”
jeff said “relax, mr. president, massage is on the house”
next thing i know i’m gettin’ rubbed by someone named kraus… or strauss… or maus
but i did not have s+xual relations with that girl… or those girls… or

(chorus)
we didn’t fly (yeah we flew)
we didn’t go (man, we did)
we barely knew that epstein dude
just 20, 30 years as friends
lotta good people on both sides of that plane, my friend

(verse 2)
bill, you’re lookin’ sweaty, loosen that necktie red
you left more dna on dresses than i left on fred
i threw jeff out my casino, said “never come back here”
then flew his jet to jersey… the optics weren’t clear
but everyone’s sayin’ i’m the pervert? c’mon that’s rich
you’re the one with the intern and the cigar trick!
(verse 2)
don, you’re one to talk, grab ’em by what now?
you dated your daughter if she wasn’t your daughter, wow
at least i kept it legal, kinda, mostly, sorta
you said you’d date ivanka, that’s a whole different horror
we both got photos smilin’ next to jeff and ghislaine
but delete, delete, delete… gotta keep that hard drive clean

(chorus)
we didn’t fly (yeah we flew)
we didn’t touch (little bit)
we’re victims of fake news
and witches on a hunt
both sides do it, that’s the chant
when you’re caught with your pants… in a courthouse in manhattan
(bridge – spoken over each other)
trump: “i wish her well, i wish her well”
bill: “it depends on what ‘is’ is”
trump: “total exoneration!”
bill: “i feel your pain”

(final chorus)
we didn’t fly… (okay we flew)
we didn’t know… (we both knew)
if they release those files
we’re totally screwed
but until then we’ll just deny
like good ol’ american guys
didn’t fly… man, we flew

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