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carman - downtown one night lyrics

carman: yo kids, it’s carman here. how you doin? let me tell you about my friend lawrence. yeah, he’s that cat on the cover. i call him “l” for short. first time we met, downtown one night, l and another cat named spitz were cleaning out my car. you know stealing, ganking, robbing? well, good thing i came along when i did…

spitz: hey check out this ride huh?
l: i don’t know about this spitz…
spitz: hey, hey chill it’s cool
l: hey we could get busted
spitz: listen l, if you wanna hang with the gang you better get used to this real quick
l: i don’t know man…

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spitz: there see? no car alarm, no nothing! i’ll yank out the stereo, you check out the glove compartment
l: yeah, okay. let’s see some maps here, some tapes. hey, i bet the book could be worth something
spitz: bag the book, l. look for greenbacks, credit cards, you know!
l: look spitz, look look! it’s got a black leather cover, name lettered in gold
spitz: forget the book
l: c-a-r-m-a-n, carman. what a smooth car this man. i wonder if…
spitz: jam! someone’s coming, let’s grab some tapes and cruise
l: look spitz, this has some black letters, some red letters…some stories–
carman: hey furball, what are you doing in my car?
l: look at this…wait a minute, you ain’t spitz–
carman: your friend jetted
l: he took off?
carman: i should take a picture of this. i mean, i never seen a car broken into by two actual cat burglars
l: uh, i gotta jet man
carman: hey wait up, that’s a nice book you got there
l: yeah, lether cover, gold lettering…
carman: it’s probably worth something. you’re gonna lift it aren’t you?
l: yeah…i mean no…i mean it’s not mine
carman: well, it is now
l: huh?
carman: i’m letting you have it
l: straight up? uh wait, are you this car-man?
carman. car-man…yeah that’s it
l: oh, so this is your car?
carman: that’s right garfield
l: and this is your glovebox?
carman: yep, you’re very brilliant
l: this is your car manual?
carman: wellllll…
l: well listen man, i’m outta here i gotta go get something to eat
carman: no chill man, like you need the book more than me
l: man you messin with me?
carman: no really it’s yours. i got another bible at home
l: bible! this a bible? man i heard of this
carman: yeah?
l: yeah man, i dig the part about the homeboy in a cage of lions knocking out the giant whale with a slingshot. man that’s hard!
carman: well that’s not exactly it. here, let me tell you what the book says:

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