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carnage the executioner - if you're the promoter lyrics

(chorus 1)

ya’ probably not used to a performer being so direct/
but i can’t put gas in
the tank off yo’ respect!-
you better had wrote the check! keep the water & the soda/
i told ya’, “make sure people know about the show!”
if you’re the promoter-

(verse one)

…wanna make this message glue…unforgettable/
yet respectable as…somethin’ that should be said to you-
lessons due…before you’re torn to smithereens for nitwit actions/
…things to know when
entering this business-
fashion yourself as a professional with a credible/
history as well as a reputation that is impeccable-
don’t be bookin’ a show if only for-dollars hard-up/
lookin’ for dough? get a degree, or apply for a job at starbucks!-
…more to focus on that’s not
what you’re promotin’/
best be sure to soak in knowledge on artist before approachin’-
knowin’ i do this for a livin’ plus
it’s my livelihood/
so talk to me like i’m somebody
who might be good!-
send me a proposal…i’ll respond upon gittin’ this/
maintain contact, even if with
single sentences-
sign the contract! show can be
low budget/
but a performance with
no duckets? won’t cut it!-
don’t rely on the door to fulfill what the agreement is/
treat me with same respect shown to those you think are g*niuses-
your job? promote! sayin’ that shouldn’t offend you/
fill the venue? and we won’t have
an issue…-

(chorus 2)

ya’ probably not used to a musician being so direct/
but i can’t bring groceries
home from yo’ respect!-
you better had wrote the check! give the booze to the openers/
i told ya’…“you’re paying for my sk!ll level!”
if you’re the promoter-

(verse 2)
…
motivate toward makin’ sure that the show is great/
carry it, hold it straight instead of attempting to throw ya’ weight-
because i’m be wonderin’ how much actual pressure can yer/
shoulders take following my reaction if my dough is late!-
…it’s not in my job description to take it lightly/
no amount of pleading or excuses can alter my psyche-
all i should have to worry about is some dope rappin’/
so don’t go gettin’ arrested on the night of the show, captain!-
…we made a deal, & we both got
our jobs to do/
always do mine, and some, so i shouldn’t have to follow you-
and your investor around the venue askin’ the other performers/
“do you know where they went?
did you receive your payment?!”-
shaken, dazed in amazement when i gaze ya’ blazin’/
stankin’ dank & tankin’ alize & engagin’ in groupie chasin’-
sayin’ rate ain’t what you relayed to my agent in laymen statements/
i’m blamin’ you! not playin’, the remainin’ should be takin’ out ya’ -n-s!-
…i noticed the aroma of your
rookie scent/
when only promo was a week-before facebook event-
openers? wack! but when not paid even they go nuts/
should’ve gotten a percentage when you changed the
date on us!-
…flopped! but pay me! i don’t care what the reason is!/
business over feelings: obvious you don’t believe in this!-
lose clientele when i negative recommend you/
and if we meet again, there will be an issue!-

(chorus 3)

ya’ probably not used to minnesotans being so direct/
but i can’t pay my rent on-time
with yo’ respect!-
you better had wrote the check! take your hand off my shoulder/
i told ya’, “don’t lie to the artist!”
if you’re the promoter-

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