caroline konstnar - i pissed myself lyrics
as i walked along the street
i felt my bladder make a pee
and there it was all along
bladder full and far from home
i needed to take a p-ss
i reached out to the world but she rejected me
not a store or restaurant would take my pee
i walked an alley hoping to find a place to p-ss and piece of mind
then lo and behold a lovely lady squatting behind a dumpster
she too was p-ssing free and wild, her stream wasn’t fl-stered
and with no thought or care in mind
i squat next to her and put her hand in mine
squeezing our lemons we fell in love
and just like god we made a flood
and all through the night we ran the blocks
unloading yellow goodness from our c-cks
and as the dawn turned dawn our thirst to burst was gone
we decided to part ways
knowing our love go stronger with each spray
imagine the pee th-
eh the pee woman was you all along
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