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caroline konstnar - stripper magician lyrics

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stripper magician, a wonderful addition
to parties and funerals even police suspicion
i think there’s something shiny behind your ear
i can also make your daughter’s virginity disappear

take a look at my magic stick
it makes dreams come true with just one lick (flick)
pulling out these scarves like i pull out of your daughter
i’m a magic man, a real harry potter

bibbidi-bop and alakazam
when i go to town, i bring diaphragms
stripper magician on a musical mission
i may have failed grade school but i still have ambition

for my next trick, i need a wire-coat hanger
this one’s for the dads who didn’t mean to bang her
my magic hat is where i keep my tips
safe from taxation, it’s an easy trick

i call it tax evasion, plain and simple
the us government is the one that i swindle
stripper magician, making s-xual transmissions
i may not pay my taxes but at least i have your digits

pick a card, any card
and if your friend’s in need, i’ll make his p-n-s hard
stripper magician, (inaudible)
(inaudible)
(wailing)

- caroline konstnar lyrics

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